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Kim Jung Unhides himself
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Kim Jung Unhides himself
young marshal appears again to pretend to know all thing about all things.
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How are 24 days longer than 29 days??
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You are clearly not from the U.S. Here we don't expect our news reports and editorials to exhibit an awareness of the concept of "counting".
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He wasn't held up by strings held by the generals, was he?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Are you implying he's into BDSM? I thought he was vanilla
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I'm implying that he might be a puppet.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I'd like to be a puppet
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I don't think he is a puppet. I think Kim family's only chance for survival lies in absolute power. So Kim will never quietly stay a puppet. Any usurper or coup plotters would know so long as Kim lives, there is great danger for a counter coup. Furthermore any continued presence of Kim in the political scene would be a big obstacle to coup plotter or ursurpers pulling off an repproachment with South Korea or the west. So I think any real successful coup would end with Kim's death, not Kim being a puppet.
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Man, i had 100 bucks on him being dead...fuck.

That suck for real....sheesh over throw that fat bastard already.
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I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul.
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Does he have a puppet fetish? Kinky lil' dictator.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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