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November 14, 2014 at 2:28 pm
(This post was last modified: November 14, 2014 at 2:30 pm by Jackalope.)
I'm going to hell in precisely the same way that Samwise and Frodo went to Mordor.
Or, put another way: Let's suppose monkeys would fly out of my butt. What *kind* of monkeys are they? 
...butt monkies
 (November 14, 2014 at 2:28 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I'm going to hell in precisely the same way that Samwise and Frodo went to Mordor. But Samwise and Frodo went to Mordor. Scripture tells us so. ![[Image: Bumper+Sticker+-+Asheville+-+Praise+Dog3.JPG]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-d-3rfdI7nG0%2FTerwtFyFXoI%2FAAAAAAAACak%2F7kFSmHeVrng%2Fs320%2FBumper%2BSticker%2B-%2BAsheville%2B-%2BPraise%2BDog3.JPG)
According to the Biblical fairy tale hell isn't that bad. Even Jesus went to hell. It seems that once we croak it's off to death, the sea, or hell. The good news is that they are all temporary and everyone will get out on Judgment Day. Just because you spent time in hell it doesn't mean that you wont get into the golden cube called New Jerusalem as long as you can pass through one of the tribal gates reserved for the twelve tribes of Israel. There's no gate for the Gentiles so they will get tossed into the lake of fire for being trash.
To the OP: that's for Drich to decide. It is his fantasy. I have no preference for how I fair in his fantasies but I will say I'm getting a little tired of fucking him in the ass. (Time for a new one, Drich.)
Playing theist for a moment, I can only hope that I go to hell. Even a sect of angels that were in heaven decided to leave. Apparently, heaven is not all that great.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy  (November 16, 2014 at 3:33 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Just because you spent time in hell it doesn't mean that you wont get into the golden cube called New Jerusalem as long as you can pass through one of the tribal gates reserved for the twelve tribes of Israel. At first I read that as New Jersey ... you don't know how worried that made me. I mean, Hell I can deal with ... but Jersey? Fuck that. 
God says obey me or I will send you into everlasting suffering in Hell but keep in mind I'm a loving God. Hmmmm, Okay. Not even the asshole I had for a father was that mean.
 (November 16, 2014 at 1:35 pm)strawdawg Wrote: God says obey me or I will send you into everlasting suffering in Hell but keep in mind I'm a loving God. Hmmmm, Okay. Not even the asshole I had for a father was that mean. That's what I've said on occasion. My dad beat me for getting an F on my report card, but he doesn't continue to come to my house and beat me for it long after I graduated highschool. He's an asshole, and we don't get along, but I am told by other people that he loves me and he is still a better person than Yahweh.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html |
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