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RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 6:05 pm
Quote:As a child, I was horribly beaten and abused by my step-father to the point where I was locked away in a room for days with no food and water.
But it turned out all right, because the pumpkin turned into a coach and the white mice into footmen and the slipper fit after all and you and the prince lived happily ever after.
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RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 6:06 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 4:54 pm)Christian Wrote: Many have labelled me as a troll or a poe for speaking my mind on this forum. Many have called for a ban.
Isn't AF a democracy? I think when Mr. Tiberius created this forum, free speech was the main driving force.
I am a true servant of Lord Jesus Christ and if that hurts you, then I will probably leave and never come back. My idea is not to preach about my Lord here but to merely share the truth with all fellow human beings and friends.
Why don't you share your delusions with people of like mind. You surely don't expect people on an atheist forum to be a sympathetic audience for your mortality denying fantasies? It's all a crock of shit,
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RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 6:09 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 6:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: But it turned out all right, because the pumpkin turned into a coach and the white mice into footmen and the slipper fit after all and you and the prince lived happily ever after.
Boru
cool story bro.
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RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 6:12 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 6:09 pm)Christian Wrote: (October 29, 2014 at 6:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: But it turned out all right, because the pumpkin turned into a coach and the white mice into footmen and the slipper fit after all and you and the prince lived happily ever after.
Boru
cool story bro.
Cooler than the one you just told, at least.
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RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 6:12 pm
Dammit.
I broke a nail.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 6:14 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 5:09 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (October 29, 2014 at 4:54 pm)Christian Wrote: Isn't AF a democracy?
No, it is not, nor was it ever. Think more, enlightened despotism.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 6:19 pm
(This post was last modified: October 29, 2014 at 6:21 pm by Whateverist.)
(October 29, 2014 at 5:21 pm)Beccs Wrote: Multiple threads espousing the same things repeatedly.
Hmmmm . . . .
(October 29, 2014 at 5:24 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Isn't there a word for that?
Cluster fucker?
(October 29, 2014 at 4:54 pm)Christian Wrote: Isn't AF a democracy?
Oh hell no. I didn't sign on for any damned democracy. I demand we put it to a vote.
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RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 6:27 pm
(This post was last modified: October 29, 2014 at 6:27 pm by Tartarus Sauce.)
(October 29, 2014 at 4:54 pm)Christian Wrote: Isn't AF a democracy?
The closest we could get to that is if you decided to be the village bicycle.
You'd be a broken, battered, bent, training bicycle with malfunctioning gears and chipped handlebars, but everybody would be given the chance to take you out on a ride regardless.
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RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 6:51 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 6:12 pm)Beccs Wrote: Dammit.
I broke a nail.
Ha!
Just thought.
Can you imagine the fuss if Jesus had said that!?
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RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 6:52 pm
(This post was last modified: October 29, 2014 at 6:53 pm by Cyberman.)
Whatever the real truth about Chris' story, if only he'd been as apparently forthright from the beginning. Things could have been so different.
On the other hand, if you really are trolling us then my nice-guy hat goes straight out the window.
(October 29, 2014 at 6:12 pm)Beccs Wrote: Dammit.
I broke a nail.
That's what Jesus said.
(Bollocks - ninja'ed! )
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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