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So you when to hell now what.
RE: So you when to hell now what.
Owwwwww!

That sounds familiar. Did he rip someone off? A lot of that going about. Why can't deities be original at least?

Thor and that lot were much cooler.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
It helps that their version of heaven is all about fighting and partying. At least until Ragnarok where everything gets destroyed and remade.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Fighting and partying?

Sounds like earth :p
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
There was a book published in 1898 called "Dying Testimonies of Saved and Unsaved" written by Solomon B. Shaw, in which he records the last words of the dying.

There are around 236 accounts, I'll just include a couple of examples.


"THE FIENDS, THEY COME; OH! SAVE ME! THEY DRAG ME DOWN! LOST, LOST, LOST!"



"OH, PAPA, WHAT A SWEET SIGHT! THE GOLDEN GATES ARE OPENED."

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All of which we can verify independently, right? I mean, Lady Hope heard Darwin repent and discard his own theory on his deathbed. She wrote articles about it, so it must be true, yes?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(December 6, 2014 at 3:36 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: There was a book published in 1898 called "Dying Testimonies of Saved and Unsaved" written by Solomon B. Shaw, in which he records the last words of the dying.

A book published in 1898? Really?

Is there any possibility that the author wanted to make a point, based on whatever views he held?
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
(December 6, 2014 at 6:57 pm)abaris Wrote:
(December 6, 2014 at 3:36 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: There was a book published in 1898 called "Dying Testimonies of Saved and Unsaved" written by Solomon B. Shaw, in which he records the last words of the dying.

A book published in 1898? Really?

Is there any possibility that the author wanted to make a point, based on whatever views he held?
personal testimonies about eschatological issues are not to be believed. they are much like someone coming out of the dew-drop inn at 2 am and seeing something in the sky.
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(December 6, 2014 at 7:38 pm)snowtracks Wrote: personal testimonies about eschatological issues are not to be believed. they are much like someone coming out of the dew-drop inn at 2 am and seeing something in the sky.

Irony's a bitch, isn't it?
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
(December 6, 2014 at 6:51 pm)Stimbo Wrote: All of which we can verify independently, right? I mean, Lady Hope heard Darwin repent and discard his own theory on his deathbed. She wrote articles about it, so it must be true, yes?

Every account names it's source. In the case of the second account he names L. B. Balliett, M. D. as a source, Seeing how he is a doctor lends some credence to his testimony. As for verification, the book is from 1898....

But if you're looking for something more recent, here is a story from cbs and abc news.

Mother dies and comes back to life

What Ruby Graupera-Cassimiro Saw When Her Heart Stopped for 45 Minutes


The story, from November, is about a woman who stopped breathing for 3 hours had no pulse for 45 minutes.

A few quotes:

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RE: So you when to hell now what.
'bravado' (bring it on attitude) is not going to serve anyone well in that day. everyone, yes everyone, will have to stand before the moral ruler of the universe, Christ. some say that they are going ask question, not so. there is a scene in revelation where people only listen, they are free to ask questions, but when the books are opened, all questions have been answered, so no questions are asked.
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