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MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
December 22, 2014 at 5:03 pm
(December 22, 2014 at 5:00 pm)Free Wrote: Actually, this is who I am.

Wink Shades

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
December 22, 2014 at 5:03 pm
Wait. Two days in and you pull a Poe?

*Can't decide whether to be irritated or impressed*
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
December 22, 2014 at 5:05 pm
(December 22, 2014 at 5:03 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Wait. Two days in and you pull a Poe?

*Can't decide whether to be irritated or impressed*

Well ffs ... what kind of theist comes in here with "Theist Shithead" under his avatar, and a signature that says Jesus dicked Mary?

ROFLOL
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
December 22, 2014 at 5:07 pm
Thing is, what's happened now is we actually know far less about you than we did ten minutes ago. If that's the effect you were going for, well done.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
December 22, 2014 at 5:09 pm
(December 22, 2014 at 5:05 pm)Free Wrote:
(December 22, 2014 at 5:03 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Wait. Two days in and you pull a Poe?

*Can't decide whether to be irritated or impressed*

Well ffs ... what kind of theist comes in here with "Theist Shithead" under his avatar, and a signature that says Jesus dicked Mary?

ROFLOL

Like I said, I was entertaining the Minimalist-sock hypothesis.
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
December 22, 2014 at 5:09 pm
(December 22, 2014 at 5:07 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Thing is, what's happened now is we actually know far less about you than we did ten minutes ago. If that's the effect you were going for, well done.

Thanks!

I just had to try and give as many people a hard time as possible while trying to avoid the ban wand. The kids here ( my employees) at my office are ROFL.

We are all atheists here in my business.
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
December 22, 2014 at 5:16 pm
I totally saw this coming. Totally.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
December 22, 2014 at 5:20 pm
(December 22, 2014 at 5:16 pm)Tonus Wrote: I totally saw this coming. Totally.

lol like seriously ... how could you not see it coming?
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
December 22, 2014 at 5:22 pm
I actually had it the other way round. I thought you to be HMs sock. But that was obviously giving him too much credit.
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RE: MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
December 22, 2014 at 5:25 pm
(December 22, 2014 at 5:22 pm)abaris Wrote: I actually had it the other way round. I thought you to be HMs sock. But that was obviously giving him too much credit.
I have been following his posts. That is one seriously indoctrinated theist, and absolutely hopeless for any kind of reformation.
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