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MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 25, 2014 at 2:22 pm
Evidence considered.

Case dismissed

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#272
RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 25, 2014 at 2:22 pm
<yawn> SS-DD

If you want to think that your godboy was walking around taking a morning dump while reading the Jerusalem Times every morning, go ahead. Your delusions are your own.

What you seem to miss is that most of the scholars you keep trumpeting do not accept the miracle-worker that is so precious to shitheads like you. They are continually trying to shrink the story down to something that they personally find 'believable.' And a dead jew coming back to life to atone for the sins of the fucking world does not cut it. For that you need a real theological asshole and they can safely be dismissed.

Why is it so important to you? What do you think it proves?

Why are you so fucking obsessed?
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#273
RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 25, 2014 at 2:24 pm
(November 25, 2014 at 2:22 pm)Minimalist Wrote: For that you need a real theological asshole

Isn't that what altar boys are for?
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#274
RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 25, 2014 at 2:32 pm
Only for catholics.
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 25, 2014 at 2:45 pm (This post was last modified: November 25, 2014 at 2:45 pm by Cyberman.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#276
RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 25, 2014 at 2:50 pm
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 25, 2014 at 2:52 pm
For fuck's sake . . . let's just get on with it: "Jesus' resurrection is historically factual because the Bible says so." And maybe a "why would believers die for a lie?" thrown in for good measure. When all the strutting and posturing is over, this is all he has.
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 25, 2014 at 2:57 pm
(November 25, 2014 at 2:52 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: For fuck's sake . . . let's just get on with it: "Jesus' resurrection is historically factual because the Bible says so." And maybe a "why would believers die for a lie?" thrown in for good measure. When all the strutting and posturing is over, this is all he has.

And when they're asked about all those willing to die for Islam they then claim that THOSE people are deluded . . .

ROFLOLROFLOL

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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 25, 2014 at 3:13 pm
(November 25, 2014 at 1:58 pm)His_Majesty Wrote:
(November 24, 2014 at 8:23 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: You wouldn't know an ad hominem if it bit you on the ass.

You're stupid, because you compare the existence of a person for whom no contemporary source exists, versus on where a great many contemporary sources do.

You are the one that is stupid, because you are making my point despite being to stupid to realize that to be the case.

You said "verse on where a agreat many contemporary sources do"...so how do yo know that they are contemporary sources...ohhh, wait, right back to believing what you were told, right?

Like I said, made my point for me.

(November 24, 2014 at 8:23 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: So, yes, it would appear that you really are that stupid. Which, incidentally, is not an ad hominem - it's an inescapable conclusion one reaches when reading your arguments.

You believe that there are contemporary sources for George Washington's presidency based soley on what you were told. You were not there...you only go by what someone else told you, and you don't even know if that person was there ROFLOL

Stupid.

(November 24, 2014 at 8:23 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: As I have better things to do at the moment, I'll leave the arguments to my counterparts here, and resume the regularly scheduled mocking you so richly deserve.

Your counterparts can't handle me either. I began this thread so I can purposely intellectually spank every single person on here that has something to say....and I am doing a damn good job of it Cool Shades

Your argument is nonsense and deserves no further thought from myself or anyone else. I'm through picking up the pieces and cleaning your shit off the board.

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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 25, 2014 at 3:20 pm
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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