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MERGED: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1) & (Part 2)
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#441
RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 30, 2014 at 3:29 am
I notice that all my objections to this whole topic being an utterly pointless endeavour even if proved true have been ignored.

I guess I'm on a lot of theists block lists.
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#442
RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 30, 2014 at 2:28 pm
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

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#443
RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 30, 2014 at 2:30 pm
Can't you just crack open Josh McDowell instead? It'd solve a lot of problems.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 30, 2014 at 2:46 pm
(November 30, 2014 at 2:30 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Can't you just crack open Josh McDowell instead? It'd solve a lot of problems.

Yes like autopsy crack open. Gotta make sure he is really human after all.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#445
RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 30, 2014 at 2:58 pm
(November 30, 2014 at 2:30 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Can't you just crack open Josh McDowell instead?

Like a lobster? (Lahbstah, for you Bostonians)

I'm afraid the meat won't be so sweet.
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#446
RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 30, 2014 at 3:01 pm
(November 30, 2014 at 3:29 am)robvalue Wrote: I notice that all my objections to this whole topic being an utterly pointless endeavour even if proved true have been ignored.

I guess I'm on a lot of theists block lists.

That's a badge of honor.
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 30, 2014 at 3:05 pm
(November 30, 2014 at 3:01 pm)Minimalist Wrote: That's a badge of honor.

A previlege we mods do not have. Oh the onslaught of bullshit raining every day.
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#448
RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 30, 2014 at 3:12 pm
Wouldn't we be better of cracking open the noggin of Ray Comfort and finding the shrivelled raisin he calls a "brain"?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 30, 2014 at 3:25 pm
That would be extremely hazardous. There's a black hole singularity of stupid in there, which would pull in anyone getting that close.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Case for the Resurrection of Jesus Christ (Part 1)
November 30, 2014 at 3:42 pm
(November 30, 2014 at 3:25 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That would be extremely hazardous. There's a black hole singularity of stupid in there, which would pull in anyone getting that close.

But there's also this theory about the creationist brain.

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