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Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts
#11
RE: Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts
(December 2, 2014 at 8:06 am)whateverist Wrote: There used to be excuses?

In college guys used to light them up.
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#12
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Quote: And just in time for the holidays, the "Father Christmas" fart pill "gives your farts the scent of chocolate."

I wonder if it makes the shit taste like chocolate.
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#13
RE: Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts
How do you know it doesn't already taste like chocolate ??


Thinking
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#14
RE: Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts
*giggles*

Because smell is a major part of taste.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#15
RE: Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts
To really know if the pill works on taste, someone is going to have to establish a baseline taste for an untreated doot.

Sorry, scientific method, I don't make up the rules.
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#16
RE: Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts
One has to establish a control.

Also, these pills cannot be said to work until they are effective on my post jambalaya bombs.
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#17
RE: Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts
If only I could hold them back. I let one go in bed last night and almost went blind.
It's not immoral to eat meat, abort a fetus or love someone of the same sex...I think that about covers it
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#18
RE: Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts
I'm at that age where "never trust a fart" becomes sage advice, so yeah, no.

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#19
RE: Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts
Damn, you're right. Me too.
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