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Current time: January 21, 2025, 12:03 am
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Finally, no more excuses for holding back farts
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 Quote: And just in time for the holidays, the "Father Christmas" fart pill "gives your farts the scent of chocolate." I wonder if it makes the shit taste like chocolate. 
How do you know it doesn't already taste like chocolate ??
*giggles*
Because smell is a major part of taste.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
To really know if the pill works on taste, someone is going to have to establish a baseline taste for an untreated doot.
Sorry, scientific method, I don't make up the rules. 
One has to establish a control.
Also, these pills cannot be said to work until they are effective on my post jambalaya bombs.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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Junior Member  Religious Views: Ask yourself what would Jesus do? Would he wear socks with sandals? No.
If only I could hold them back. I let one go in bed last night and almost went blind.
It's not immoral to eat meat, abort a fetus or love someone of the same sex...I think that about covers it
I'm at that age where "never trust a fart" becomes sage advice, so yeah, no.
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