The Blasphemy Thread

[vorlon13]

{swoon}

[abaris]

In primary school, there were certain occasions when we were carted of to church to attend mass. Some of us made a sport of collecting as many communion wafers as possible. Desecrating them is a major sin too, at least when you're catholic. And so we used them as small frisbees afterwards.

Goes to show, already then they had failed to send us on the big sin trip.

[FatAndFaithless]

Hell, I'd use the communion wafers to stick in the waistbands of strippers doing the "catholic schoolgirl" bit.

[abaris]

Hell, I'd use the communion wafers to stick in the waistbands of strippers doing the "catholic schoolgirl" bit.

You have different priorities when you're just eight. It was more about landing them in puddles of dirt in the gutter and maybe in some dog piss too. That's what made our day as children.

[FatAndFaithless]

Hell, I'd use the communion wafers to stick in the waistbands of strippers doing the "catholic schoolgirl" bit.

You have different priorities when you're just eight.

Eight year-olds and the Catholic church don't go well together anyway.

[vorlon13]

In primary school, there were certain occasions when we were carted of to church to attend mass. Some of us made a sport of collecting as many communion wafers as possible. Desecrating them is a major sin too, at least when you're catholic. And so we used them as small frisbees afterwards.

Goes to show, already then they had failed to send us on the big sin trip.

You're on the right track.

Dip them in menstrual blood and discharge and put them back in the stack when no one is looking.

Utter a few 'Hail Satans' while you're doing the blood part.

[Losty]

Wtf :vomit:

[vorlon13]

These things must be done correctly !!!

Satan is a stern master !!!

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(IIRC, William Peter Blatty came up with that 'recipe', and he should know)

[polar bear]

Well that did it! Strippers and Blow Jobs...I am now officially religious again

[Minimalist]