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RE: Quick train question...(puzzle)
December 12, 2014 at 7:43 pm
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(December 12, 2014 at 7:39 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Why is there a guard?
What kind of power plant does this train have? Can I shut off a fuel supply line or open a steam release valve or stop shoveling coal?
The guard is a recording, and it's powered by the ultimate force that we can't stop
You lot are rubbish... lol
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RE: Quick train question...(puzzle)
December 12, 2014 at 8:05 pm
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So the train is a metaphor for...
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RE: Quick train question...(puzzle)
December 12, 2014 at 8:08 pm
(December 12, 2014 at 8:05 pm)Alex K Wrote: So the train is a metaphor for...
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Life itself!
*audience gasps*
Audience are mainly asleep right now !
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RE: Quick train question...(puzzle)
December 12, 2014 at 8:12 pm
(December 12, 2014 at 8:08 pm)lifesagift Wrote: (December 12, 2014 at 8:05 pm)Alex K Wrote: So the train is a metaphor for...
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Tam tam taa
Life itself!
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Audience are mainly asleep right now !
That's the trouble with these international forums, someone's always asleep...
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RE: Quick train question...(puzzle)
December 12, 2014 at 8:13 pm
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I'm would fuck someone , cuz thats how I wanna go ..... Orgasiming 
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RE: Quick train question...(puzzle)
December 12, 2014 at 8:19 pm
(December 12, 2014 at 8:13 pm)Marsellus Wallace Wrote: I'm would fuck someone , cuz thats how I wanna go ..... Orgasiming
But would you panic and do it, or would it be measured?
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RE: Quick train question...(puzzle)
December 12, 2014 at 8:29 pm
(December 12, 2014 at 8:19 pm)lifesagift Wrote: (December 12, 2014 at 8:13 pm)Marsellus Wallace Wrote: I'm would fuck someone , cuz thats how I wanna go ..... Orgasiming
But would you panic and do it, or would it be measured?
There's a joke in there somewhere...
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RE: Quick train question...(puzzle)
December 12, 2014 at 9:09 pm
(December 12, 2014 at 7:07 pm)lifesagift Wrote: ... so you board a train, a really good train, you can do just about anything on this train... great journey available. But, a few minutes in, the guard announces on the PA, that the train will not be stopping, and the doors are locked forever, and unfortunately, it's heading towards a disaster. We don't know when, but it will happen and be catastrophic, no survivors guaranteed.
What is your reaction?
Easy, I would exploit everyone's fear of death and tell them that if they do everything I say, I would ask my friend the invisible train brakeman, to stop the train just a second before the crash. I would write a book about all of the things I want them to do to make my invisible brakeman to want to save them. I would tell those that don't obey me that the invisible brakeman won't save then and they will suffer a painful and horrific death. I would have my followers harass all the non-believers.
Doesn't that sound about right?
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RE: Quick train question...(puzzle)
December 12, 2014 at 9:33 pm
Wait, how am I rubbish for trying to interrupt the fuel supply on a runaway train?
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RE: Quick train question...(puzzle)
December 12, 2014 at 9:40 pm
NTSB regulations require all trains to have a working emergency brake accessible from each car. I would take a deep Libertarian breath, pull the lever, and stop the train.
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