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Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 16, 2014 at 6:32 pm
(December 16, 2014 at 5:32 pm)Beccs Wrote: I have a way of summing this up (Yec timeframe)

6,000 years ago god was capable of creating the universe from nothing
4,000 years ago God could flood the world and wipe out all life
2,000 years ago God was capable of feeding thousands
1000 years ago God could inspire whole armies to invade the Holy Land
500 Years ago God could inspire his followers to burn witches
Now, god can make appearances on grilled cheese sandwiches.

Witness, if you will, the diminishing power of "god".

Haven't been a huge fan of grilled cheese in ages. Perhaps that's why I've never seen god?
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 16, 2014 at 6:36 pm
(December 16, 2014 at 6:32 pm)Spooky Wrote:
(December 16, 2014 at 5:32 pm)Beccs Wrote: I have a way of summing this up (Yec timeframe)

6,000 years ago god was capable of creating the universe from nothing
4,000 years ago God could flood the world and wipe out all life
2,000 years ago God was capable of feeding thousands
1000 years ago God could inspire whole armies to invade the Holy Land
500 Years ago God could inspire his followers to burn witches
Now, god can make appearances on grilled cheese sandwiches.

Witness, if you will, the diminishing power of "god".

Haven't been a huge fan of grilled cheese in ages. Perhaps that's why I've never seen god?

We all know the holy spirit is really just cheddar jack in disguise.
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 16, 2014 at 6:37 pm
Have you accepted Cheeses Crust as your lord and saviour?
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 16, 2014 at 6:40 pm
Mmmm...Tasty transubstantiation...
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 16, 2014 at 10:42 pm
(December 16, 2014 at 6:36 pm)KevinM1 Wrote:
(December 16, 2014 at 6:32 pm)Spooky Wrote: Haven't been a huge fan of grilled cheese in ages. Perhaps that's why I've never seen god?

We all know the holy spirit is really just cheddar jack in disguise.

Pffft, Edam is the true faith.

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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 16, 2014 at 10:46 pm
(December 16, 2014 at 10:42 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(December 16, 2014 at 6:36 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: We all know the holy spirit is really just cheddar jack in disguise.

Pffft, Edam is the true faith.

Blasphemy.

Tasty is the one true god and Colby His prophet.
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 16, 2014 at 11:12 pm
(December 16, 2014 at 10:46 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(December 16, 2014 at 10:42 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Pffft, Edam is the true faith.

Blasphemy.

Tasty is the one true god and Colby His prophet.

man what i wouldn't do for a nice slice of cheesus at the moment.
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 17, 2014 at 1:37 am
(December 16, 2014 at 6:37 pm)Beccs Wrote: Have you accepted Cheeses Crust as your lord and saviour?

Goddammit, now I'm hungry.
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 17, 2014 at 1:46 am
(December 16, 2014 at 10:46 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(December 16, 2014 at 10:42 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Pffft, Edam is the true faith.

Blasphemy.

Tasty is the one true god and Colby His prophet.

You've clearly never had Edam and crackers ... especially those crackers ... they taste divine.

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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 17, 2014 at 1:48 am (This post was last modified: December 17, 2014 at 1:48 am by Minimalist.)
(December 16, 2014 at 6:37 pm)Beccs Wrote: Have you accepted Cheeses Crust as your lord and saviour?

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Yes.

And he shall RISE - a little around the edge.
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