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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 17, 2014 at 2:53 am
Red Sea / Reed sea?
There was also that bit in the bible where some Yahweh followers met the followers of some other God Bael and they called out to their gods to prove who was real. They asked for a dead bull to be set alight by each.
Yahweh obliged, and this was taken as evidence he existed. Clearly he had no problem demonstrating his existence on request. Ball-boy did not oblige, and this was taken as evidence he did not exist. So according to your own book, in my "dare God" thread, we have proved many times over that Yahweh no longer exists.
He who lives by the bullshit, dies by the bullshit.
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 17, 2014 at 8:39 am
(December 17, 2014 at 2:53 am)robvalue Wrote: Red Sea / Reed sea?
There was also that bit in the bible where some Yahweh followers met the followers of some other God Bael and they called out to their gods to prove who was real. They asked for a dead bull to be set alight by each.
Yahweh obliged, and this was taken as evidence he existed. Clearly he had no problem demonstrating his existence on request. Ball-boy did not oblige, and this was taken as evidence he did not exist. So according to your own book, in my "dare God" thread, we have proved many times over that Yahweh no longer exists.
He who lives by the bullshit, dies by the bullshit.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se...Kings%2018
The bible says to not test god, but is full of tests and othher "proof". Modern day Christians should be feeling left out.
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 17, 2014 at 8:42 am
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He won't be tested! Anymore. But he's unchanging. Also changes depending on what part of the bible you're reading.
Way to go guys, they needed a better editor than a hedgehog in a wet paper bag.
Gods just not like he used to be.
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 17, 2014 at 8:44 am
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(December 16, 2014 at 5:32 pm)Beccs Wrote: I have a way of summing this up (Yec timeframe)
6,000 years ago god was capable of creating the universe from nothing
4,000 years ago God could flood the world and wipe out all life
2,000 years ago God was capable of feeding thousands
1000 years ago God could inspire whole armies to invade the Holy Land
500 Years ago God could inspire his followers to burn witches
Now, god can make appearances on grilled cheese sandwiches.
Witness, if you will, the diminishing power of "god".
Jesus! If they don't hurry up, judgement day will be a very underwhelming spectacle... and the sinners who committed abominations unto the lord were brought forth, and they were judged, and behold, their noses itched for a bit
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 17, 2014 at 8:46 am
Lol! A bit longer and jesus will get accidentally squashed by a passer by on a bike.
I'm ready for jesus judgement, personally. Bring it on robe boy! I'm happy with how I have lived my life, in general.
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 17, 2014 at 8:48 am
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(December 17, 2014 at 8:46 am)robvalue Wrote: Lol! A bit longer and jesus will get accidentally squashed by a passer by on a bike.
I'm ready for jesus judgement, personally. Bring it on robe boy! I'm happy with how I have lived my life, in general.
I've literally helped old women cross the street. What can go wrong.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 17, 2014 at 9:06 am
Nice work! I haven't killed anyone important, no main characters with names or lines. I'm golden.
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 17, 2014 at 9:09 am
(December 17, 2014 at 9:06 am)robvalue Wrote: Nice work! I haven't killed anyone important, no main characters with names or lines. I'm golden.
Considering that there are official saints who have higher head counts than your average mass murderer...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 17, 2014 at 9:28 am
Hmm, yeah. And there was that bit where Jesus went mental and power bombed a guy through 3 stacked up tables. So I guess we can all have a freebie one of those.
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RE: Christianity has gotten Lazy with the miracles:
December 17, 2014 at 1:21 pm
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