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Will you raise your children as Atheists?
simplemoss Offline
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RE: Will you raise your children as Atheists?
December 19, 2014 at 8:33 pm
(December 19, 2014 at 8:03 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Sorry, a thought just occurred to me. We're raising children now? I thought we just ate them.

No we eat other people's not our own. FUCK!! have u been eating your own children??? This is why I said we need an atheist manual
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RE: Will you raise your children as Atheists?
December 19, 2014 at 8:35 pm
Children are more delicious when they have that creamy Spirit of the Lord filling.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Will you raise your children as Atheists?
December 19, 2014 at 8:38 pm
(December 19, 2014 at 8:35 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Children are more delicious when they have that creamy Spirit of the Lord filling.

That's what the priest is for
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RE: Will you raise your children as Atheists?
December 19, 2014 at 10:51 pm (This post was last modified: December 19, 2014 at 10:56 pm by dyresand.)
(December 19, 2014 at 8:38 pm)Schwa Wrote:
(December 19, 2014 at 8:35 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Children are more delicious when they have that creamy Spirit of the Lord filling.

That's what the priest is for

And this is why priests think they are going to lords work just ruining their child hood.
(December 19, 2014 at 8:33 pm)simplemoss Wrote: [quote='Fidel_Castronaut' pid='823484' dateline='1419033793']
Sorry, a thought just occurred to me. We're raising children now? I thought we just ate them.

you mean soylent green i have a box of it.
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RE: Will you raise your children as Atheists?
December 20, 2014 at 4:40 am (This post was last modified: December 20, 2014 at 4:42 am by robvalue.)
I hate kids! I only have to be the other side of the street from some whining toddler, and I feel my ear drums melting. I am no longer allowed to carry sharp objects in public.

I had "the snip" many years ago, I've been so sure about not having little bastards my whole life.

I seem to have absolutely no paternal instincts, instead I have the equivalent for animals. All my children are "hairy kids" Smile
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