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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 9:26 am
(January 6, 2015 at 8:02 am)Mental Outlaw Wrote: I was once told by Gman that Atheist don't exist because humans are little gods (he thinks we are all gods children) that was extremely weird and stupid.
I heard him say exactly this just the other day, that atheists believe we're our own god, therefore we can't be atheists. He's a piss-poor Sye Bruggencate wannabe; extremely weird and stupid is a perfect description of him.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 9:30 am
(January 6, 2015 at 9:26 am)Stimbo Wrote: He's a piss-poor Sye Bruggencate wannabe;
Oh lord. Being Sye Ten Bruggencate would be bad enough.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 9:31 am
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(January 6, 2015 at 9:26 am)Stimbo Wrote: (January 6, 2015 at 8:02 am)Mental Outlaw Wrote: I was once told by Gman that Atheist don't exist because humans are little gods (he thinks we are all gods children) that was extremely weird and stupid.
I heard him say exactly this just the other day, that atheists believe we're our own god, therefore we can't be atheists. He's a piss-poor Sye Bruggencate wannabe; extremely weird and stupid is a perfect description of him.
Well, I AM my own god.
You're not. You smell. Of damp rabbits.
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 9:31 am
(January 6, 2015 at 9:26 am)Stimbo Wrote: I heard him say exactly this just the other day, that atheists believe we're our own god, therefore we can't be atheists. He's a piss-poor Sye Bruggencate wannabe; extremely weird and stupid is a perfect description of him.
It's also an often used argument by apologists and that's probably where the resident christers get their wisdom from. Not so much atheists being their own gods, but more on the lines of atheists know that god exists, they just don't want to admit it.
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 9:47 am
(January 6, 2015 at 9:31 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: (January 6, 2015 at 9:26 am)Stimbo Wrote: I heard him say exactly this just the other day, that atheists believe we're our own god, therefore we can't be atheists. He's a piss-poor Sye Bruggencate wannabe; extremely weird and stupid is a perfect description of him.
Well, I AM my own god.
You're not. You smell. Of damp rabbits.
Ouch. Our rabbit (unfixed male) smells like shit.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 9:49 am
Does his shit smell like rabbit?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 9:52 am
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And is he a god?
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Through passion, I gain strength.
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Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 9:58 am
Been at this for 14 years, too many "weird" things to list. One thing I have learned when debating theists is they always find a new way to redress the skunk of an argument in a new tuxedo.
One of the more absurd arguments with a theists was when they argued Malachi 2:3 "Behold, I will corrupt your seed and spread DUNG upon your faces".
He came back with "That is the KJV version, the NIV says "refuse" not "dung".
Ok, take your pick, "trash or feces" so it is ok to punish humans by rubbing trash or shit in their faces like we are puppies who peed on the carpet?
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 10:03 am
Just recently i was told when you die you will meet your maker, my reply i already meet my makers i love my makers because my parents are my makers, their reply no not them god he made your soul, but...there is no such thing were just brains in motion nothing more nothing less, their reply we do have souls you have one i am serious, prove it, their well your just you i really cant..., well at least you tried but you still failed.
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 10:04 am
Nothing shocks me anymore about what theists argue. Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Mormons, Catholics, even have run into Hoteps and Rastafarians. It is all superstitious fantasy conspiracy to placate the insecurities of humans who do not want to accept their finite existence.
We have a species that once believed in a god named Thor an a species that fell for L Ron Hubbard's bullshit.
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