The less you attend church the more likly you are willing to support douch baggery

[Losty]

Someone please teach me to do the masturbation smiley.

jerkoff between colons =

Thank you!

:banana-dance: :party:

(I invent my own in the hopes that one day I will post one and some wonderful magical person will have made it come true)

[Thumpalumpacus]

Someone please teach me to do the masturbation smiley.

The one in use around here is accessed by typing :jerkoff:. I've played with it a little so that you can see what to type, but when you type what you see on your screen right there, you get

I like that one for expressing the opinion that another poster is a jerkoff. But if I'm actually talking about fapping, I've got this one which I clipped from a friend on another forum:

[Jenny A]

:banana-dance: :party:

(I invent my own in the hopes that one day I will post one and some wonderful magical person will have made it come true)

Like this?

[dyresand]

:banana-dance: :party:

(I invent my own in the hopes that one day I will post one and some wonderful magical person will have made it come true)

Like this?

hold on i have the smaller version of it.

this one is dancing banana middle finger so the tag should be
:dancingmiffed:

dancing banana
Banana:


Devil dancing banana
:EDbanana:

[Minimalist]

Is it just me or do people who don't know God far more likly to be overly sensitive to EVERYTHING? It's like they are over compensating for something.
Or they are trying to fill that hole in their hearts with overly 'moral' gestures and extra sensitivity to everything. to the point they are willing to suspend common sense and even the truth to try and pretend they some how are better than those who simply seek redemption..

As if our efforts here amounted to anything on their own. But there in lies the fundemental difference between 'morality' and True Righteousness. Man's morality demands that the lessor of two evils is what is to be deemed 'moral.' As if in this case being more 'moral' than one who seeks redemption makes them somehow a more 'moral' choice for salvation.

The problem? Morality is simply the lessor of two evils. Even if the lessor of two evils can be determined IT IS STILL EVIL! Therefore not righteous. (Which is the only standard God looks for in us.) Since we can not produce righteousness, we must seek it from another source. Thankfully Christ is that other source. When we accept His atonement, we trade our sin for His righteousness. So when God looks at us He see not our sin as it was nailed to the cross, but the righteousness of Christ.

This allows God to love us not for what we do, but for ourselves. In a 'morals' based economy our actions determine our relationship status with God, in a grace/attonement based economy God's love for us, and ours for Him is the currency needed for eternal life.

That (redemption) is like a Father loving a Child simple because the child is His verses a father who loves a child for what the child does or does not do. (Morality)

This grace this love is what keeps the redeemed from having to check our common sense at the door in favor for extra sensitivity to making sure we are on the side of 'morality' even if it engangers ourselves or our way of life.

I don't know if anyone used this clip already and, honestly, any thread started by drippy is not worth wading through 4 pages to check.

[Thumpalumpacus]

The problem? Morality is simply the lessor of two evils. Even if the lessor of two evils can be determined IT IS STILL EVIL! Therefore not righteous. (Which is the only standard God looks for in us.) Since we can not produce righteousness, we must seek it from another source. Thankfully Christ is that other source. When we accept His atonement, we trade our sin for His righteousness. So when God looks at us He see not our sin as it was nailed to the cross, but the righteousness of Christ.

Ah being moral won't do but being righteous will? Please define morality and righteousness.

Because from here it looks like you've defined and accepted by god as righteous and everything else as evil. Even if there were a god to do the accepting, that sounds like a pretty shitty set of definitions on god's part.

Not to mention the fact that it completely undermines the Christian doctrine that their god bequeaths morality, an absolute morality, upon us little humans. The Trinitarians who argue that Jesus is God, in one form or another, need to reconcile Jesus's message of turning the other cheek with Yahweh's message of burn the village, rape the women, murder the children.

To my way of thinking, their god cannot expunge, even through a peaceful avatar, the evil he has perpetrated in the Old Testament. As Jesus, he preached forgiveness. As Yahweh, he killed all but seven living humans in a Flood.

[dyresand]

Ah being moral won't do but being righteous will? Please define morality and righteousness.

Because from here it looks like you've defined and accepted by god as righteous and everything else as evil. Even if there were a god to do the accepting, that sounds like a pretty shitty set of definitions on god's part.

Not to mention the fact that it completely undermines the Christian doctrine that their god bequeaths morality, an absolute morality, upon us little humans. The Trinitarians who argue that Jesus is God, in one form or another, need to reconcile Jesus's message of turning the other cheek with Yahweh's message of burn the village, rape the women, murder the children.

To my way of thinking, their god cannot expunge, even through a peaceful avatar, the evil he has perpetrated in the Old Testament. As Jesus, he preached forgiveness. As Yahweh, he killed all but seven living humans in a Flood.

Remember this is OT god he still has that initial rage after the OT.
There is no pleasing god or making him happy.

[Kitty Galore]

:EDbanana:

I just had to see if it would work.


Awwwwww.... adface:

:lol:

[Jackalope]

:EDbanana:

I just had to see if it would work.


Awwwwww.... adface:

:lol:

EDbanana? Erectile Dysfunction banana?

[Kitty Galore]

:EDbanana:

I just had to see if it would work.


Awwwwww.... adface:

:lol:

EDbanana? Erectile Dysfunction banana?

See above...lol
NAh, dancing devil banana... I don't know.