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Have you ever had one of those days?

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Have you ever had one of those days?
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RE: Have you ever had one of those days?
December 24, 2014 at 8:56 am
(December 23, 2014 at 9:25 pm)dyresand Wrote: I woke up today and was thinking and contemplating why the hell am i here and then realized oh right was the lucky sperm out the bunch.
Fuck that. I wanted it more than the other sperm. I elbowed one of those assholes right across the whole uterus just to get ahead.
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RE: Have you ever had one of those days?
December 24, 2014 at 9:24 am
(December 23, 2014 at 9:27 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote: You are each born with a purpose and being "lucky" could not be further from the truth.

My purpose is to sin, blaspheme, and not believe in your sky daddy. For the record.
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RE: Have you ever had one of those days?
December 24, 2014 at 9:47 am
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RE: Have you ever had one of those days?
December 24, 2014 at 9:38 pm (This post was last modified: December 24, 2014 at 9:41 pm by Violet.)
(December 23, 2014 at 9:25 pm)dyresand Wrote: I woke up today and was thinking and contemplating why the hell am i here and then realized oh right was the lucky sperm out the bunch. Well life if you are alive hey that's luck enough you get to experience things live a life see things if you are fortunate enough to not be blind. And also life is pretty amazing then it hit me, why am i here for what should i do.. i have fun i do stuff seeing my friends and family they are pretty happy. Except the family they want me to be "born" "again". So what bothered me the most is that i only have a finite life to live and its like... damn... i can't have fun and do fun things forever. Hell i had my family shoving the i need to start a family and get a wife stuff down my throat. Its like... i kinda don't want to i want to have fun and do things and see things. But life you know life is going to be life its not going to be easy. Trust me we are lucky sperms to be alive, because we could have been aborted.

I'm the lucky sperm, huh? Small hands, small feet, small Alice... really cute pecker.

Really, it's a blighted shame that I'm not a gay guy. Would probably have made everything so much easier Tongue If I'm lucky, it's only in these past two weeks... for most of everything before that: abortion was by far the more preferable.
(December 23, 2014 at 9:27 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote: You are each born with a purpose and being "lucky" could not be further from the truth.

That means the purpose of some is to be kidnapped, enslaved, and raped until death... unless some bleeding heart comes along and "saves them", though they're probably already dead as a person. Dodgy

What a lovely purpose... but you're right: "lucky" could not be further from the truth.
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RE: Have you ever had one of those days?
December 25, 2014 at 1:24 pm
(December 23, 2014 at 9:25 pm)dyresand Wrote: I woke up today and was thinking and contemplating why the hell am i here and then realized oh right was the lucky sperm out the bunch. Well life if you are alive hey that's luck enough you get to experience things live a life see things if you are fortunate enough to not be blind. And also life is pretty amazing then it hit me, why am i here for what should i do.. i have fun i do stuff seeing my friends and family they are pretty happy. Except the family they want me to be "born" "again". So what bothered me the most is that i only have a finite life to live and its like... damn... i can't have fun and do fun things forever. Hell i had my family shoving the i need to start a family and get a wife stuff down my throat. Its like... i kinda don't want to i want to have fun and do things and see things. But life you know life is going to be life its not going to be easy. Trust me we are lucky sperms to be alive, because we could have been aborted.
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