Parents shocked by "transgender" fairy doll

[Violet]

Or - surprise surprise..it's not a dick - just a part of the mold tabs, and parents have filthy...filthy fucking minds.

I looked at the thing and I'm all, ".... That's... supposed to be a dick...?" :S

* Violet is disappointed that it's not a proper tranny doll.

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Isn't that quite accurate? I mean angels are supposedly "neither male nor female", and fairies are angel rip-offs, so why is it such a big deal?

AWESOME ripoffs, mind.

[Jackalope]

Or - surprise surprise..it's not a dick - just a part of the mold tabs, and parents have filthy...filthy fucking minds.

I looked at the thing and I'm all, ".... That's... supposed to be a dick...?" :S

Seriously, if you're gonna make a trans doll, at least give it a proper dick.

[Alex K]

Where exactly in the Revelation do they discuss transgender dolls?

Does it even mention peckers?

I don't think so, but there's this

11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:

12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.

Don't you also hate when that happens?

[abaris]

11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:

12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.

Don't you also hate when that happens?

Yeah, I remember that one. But I can't imagine the prof was referring to it.

[Violet]

Seriously, if you're gonna make a trans doll, at least give it a proper dick.

Or lovely scars. Scars are good too

They don't have a problem with all those dickless guy dolls... but they have a problem with ONE gal doll with a malformed growth?

Finally, somewhere that FtM is more socially accepted than MtF.

[professor]

Tonus, you guys are too cool.
I have a video disc of the original Willie Wonka chocolate factory (sitting right behind my birthday card from last year w/ Obama's face on it) and can't play it since daughter has borrowed the player.
But you guys make up for it!!!
You'all are so much fun.

Fraud?
Of course it's fraud.
You know about ducks don't you.
If it looks like a duck it is SUPPOSED to be a duck.
The little girl is given what looks like a female-then finds a surprise?

Plastic casting protrusion?
Give me a break.
South America has engineers and quality control people.
They aren't that stupid.

[Violet]

Tonus, you guys are too cool.
I have a video disc of the original Willie Wonka chocolate factory (sitting right behind my birthday card from last year w/ Obama's face on it) and can't play it since daughter has borrowed the player.
But you guys make up for it!!!
You'all are so much fun.

It's a good movie. I doubt if we're that psychologically fascinating.

Fraud?
Of course it's fraud.
You know about ducks don't you.
If it looks like a duck it is SUPPOSED to be a duck.
The little girl is given what looks like a female-then finds a surprise?

A loon?

I'm kind of impressed she recognizes it as anything, to be honest. Girl's gonna make it big.

Plastic casting protrusion?
Give me a break.
South America has engineers and quality control people.
They aren't that stupid.

Is it one affected batch out of one factory, or an entire product line of them?

You can bet that at least someone on the QA team has been fired

[thesummerqueen]

I wonder how many toys professor has bought. QA on cheaply made mass produced toys is subject to a lot of shitty mistakes.

[Brakeman]

I'm saddened that religious conservatism has made the mere sight of genitalia a thing that supposedly scars children.
We are fucking ANIMALS! A colt doesn't freak out at the sight of a stallion. Why are we such uppity animals that we have to brainwash our kids into thinking that our genitalia is something to be ashamed about? I'm not advocating nudity everywhere, but adults should merely teach kids that everyone has genitalia and that it is a normal part of life and not something to obsess about.

[Violet]

adults should merely teach kids that everyone has genitalia and that it is a normal part of life and not something to obsess about.

They'd have to understand that first.