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Anyone off to Church of Xmas Day?

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Anyone off to Church of Xmas Day?
Minimalist Offline Donators
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#11
RE: Anyone off to Church of Xmas Day?
December 25, 2014 at 11:06 am
Who decorates with an engine of death, anyway?

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RE: Anyone off to Church of Xmas Day?
December 25, 2014 at 11:18 am
Neg. My mother asked me if I was going. I treated the question as if it wasn't asked.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#13
RE: Anyone off to Church of Xmas Day?
December 25, 2014 at 11:57 am
nope Big Grin i get to play with my toys Big Grin
when i mean toys i mean my really nice electronic gifts.
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#14
RE: Anyone off to Church of Xmas Day?
December 25, 2014 at 12:27 pm
the Doc Johnson Executive Electro-Stim 5000 ??
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RE: Anyone off to Church of Xmas Day?
December 25, 2014 at 12:45 pm
I got a screwdriver from my sister. Seriously. A screwdriver.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Anyone off to Church of Xmas Day?
December 25, 2014 at 12:58 pm
(December 25, 2014 at 12:45 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I got a screwdriver from my sister. Seriously. A screwdriver.

I got an electrical screwdriver. Hah.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#17
RE: Anyone off to Church of Xmas Day?
December 25, 2014 at 1:12 pm
First christmas I'm not going to church
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#18
RE: Anyone off to Church of Xmas Day?
December 25, 2014 at 1:13 pm (This post was last modified: December 25, 2014 at 1:14 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
I'm spending it with family. I love them, but goddamn, I forgot how much I hate Dallas.

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RE: Anyone off to Church of Xmas Day?
December 25, 2014 at 1:19 pm
(December 25, 2014 at 12:45 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I got a screwdriver from my sister. Seriously. A screwdriver.

What kind of vodka?
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RE: Anyone off to Church of Xmas Day?
December 25, 2014 at 2:06 pm
Before 12 Steppers and after Anita Bryant got lippy I would only drink OJ if denatured with the finest distilled spirits.
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