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NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks

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NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks
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NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks
December 26, 2014 at 2:14 pm
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RE: NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks
December 26, 2014 at 2:16 pm
Calculus will remain forever a mystery to me, but that is more on me than Isaac.

Yea PRINCIPIA !!!
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RE: NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks
December 26, 2014 at 2:16 pm
Who was a great scientist but a Jesus freak himself.
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RE: NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks
December 26, 2014 at 2:20 pm
None of those jokes were offensive to Christians. The responses just make the commentors sound like ignorant jerks who can't take a joke.

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RE: NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks
December 26, 2014 at 2:24 pm
No group - except maybe muslims - has a bigger chip on its shoulder than jesus freaks.

I suppose that is because deep down they know their story is fucking absurd.
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RE: NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks
December 26, 2014 at 2:25 pm
How dare NDGT challenge their ignorance on Christmas!
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks
December 26, 2014 at 2:46 pm
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RE: NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks
December 26, 2014 at 3:23 pm
I was reading through the comments to his tweet. Some of them are mind numblingly stupid.

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@neiltyson "I Don't Have Enough Faith To Be An Atheist" by N. Geisler & F. Turek. You might want 2 read that so U stop sounding like a moron

This was in response to the fact that Christmas has become a shopping holiday.Many Christians would agree with him.

Calling someone like NDGT a moron because he made a joke that many in Christianity would agree sounds pretty moronic to me.
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RE: NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks
December 26, 2014 at 5:00 pm
@neiltyson Wrote:This is disrespectful to Christians. Jesus created the science you cherish so much. Everyone finds God eventually, you will too.
I did not know that jesus created science. Learn something everyday.
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RE: NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks
December 26, 2014 at 5:02 pm
Yeah, but science created jesus first. Then science let jesus think he'd created science.
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