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NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks
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as usual are never amused!
Fuck 'em. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/neil-...n-twitter/ Quote:On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec 25, 1642 
Calculus will remain forever a mystery to me, but that is more on me than Isaac.
Yea PRINCIPIA !!! 
Who was a great scientist but a Jesus freak himself.
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None of those jokes were offensive to Christians. The responses just make the commentors sound like ignorant jerks who can't take a joke.
Quote:IamEvilHomer @Trent_Hill
No group - except maybe muslims - has a bigger chip on its shoulder than jesus freaks.
I suppose that is because deep down they know their story is fucking absurd. 
How dare NDGT challenge their ignorance on Christmas!
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
 (December 26, 2014 at 2:14 pm)Minimalist Wrote: as usual are never amused! Lol. What a joyous occasion that surely was.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
I was reading through the comments to his tweet. Some of them are mind numblingly stupid.
Quote:Chris Holfelder This was in response to the fact that Christmas has become a shopping holiday.Many Christians would agree with him. Calling someone like NDGT a moron because he made a joke that many in Christianity would agree sounds pretty moronic to me.  @neiltyson Wrote:This is disrespectful to Christians. Jesus created the science you cherish so much. Everyone finds God eventually, you will too.I did not know that jesus created science. Learn something everyday.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy 
Yeah, but science created jesus first. Then science let jesus think he'd created science.
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