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Divine Intervention...
#51
RE: Divine Intervention...
(January 9, 2015 at 2:51 pm)Lek Wrote: Mary was impregnated by the Holy Spirit and, since he is spirit, he didn't have a penis to use to penetrate her.
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#52
RE: Divine Intervention...
(January 9, 2015 at 2:51 pm)Lek Wrote:
(January 9, 2015 at 2:44 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: Hey Lek,
Did jesus shatter his mothers hymen at birth?

Surly the ghost version of jesus/god didn't have a penis to penetrate and break the virgin mothers hymen.

What do you think?

So jesus impregnated his mother and took her hymen/virginity at birth?

You guys have some sick beliefs.[/
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Mary was impregnated by the Holy Spirit and, since he is spirit, he didn't have a penis to use to penetrate her.

Wait a second, are you saying the Holy Ghost and jesus aren't one and the same?

Without a penis how did the HG get the virgin pregnant? Was sperm involved?

In your mind, did jesus exist before the Holy Ghost rape?

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#53
RE: Divine Intervention...
(January 9, 2015 at 2:58 pm)h4ym4n Wrote:
(January 9, 2015 at 2:51 pm)Lek Wrote: quote]


Mary was impregnated by the Holy Spirit and, since he is spirit, he didn't have a penis to use to penetrate her.

Wait a second, are you saying the Holy Ghost and jesus aren't one and the same?

Without a penis how did the HG get the virgin pregnant? Was sperm involved?

In your mind, did jesus exist before the Holy Ghost rape?

Don't you get it? God is Jesus who is the Holy Spirit who is also not God but is also not Jesus, who of course isn't God either, but is at the same time both God and the Holy Spirit.

Simple!
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#54
RE: Divine Intervention...
(January 9, 2015 at 3:00 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote:
(January 9, 2015 at 2:58 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: Wait a second, are you saying the Holy Ghost and jesus aren't one and the same?

Without a penis how did the HG get the virgin pregnant? Was sperm involved?

In your mind, did jesus exist before the Holy Ghost rape?

Don't you get it? God is Jesus who is the Holy Spirit who is also not God but is also not Jesus, who of course isn't God either, but is at the same time both God and the Holy Spirit.

Simple!

No I just don't get it and I'm hoping Lek and Drich can lay it all out for me. Thanks for trying FAF

What do you say Lek and drich? Can you help answer these questions of mine. Please?

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#55
RE: Divine Intervention...
(January 9, 2015 at 2:58 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: Wait a second, are you saying the Holy Ghost and jesus aren't one and the same?

Without a penis how did the HG get the virgin pregnant? Was sperm involved?

In your mind, did jesus exist before the Holy Ghost rape?

If I thought you were really interested I'd explain it to you, but you're not, so I won't. There's plenty of explanations of the Trinity at christian websites, if you want to know. By the way. It wasn't rape. Mary consented to be the mother of Jesus before it all went down.

Luke 1:38New King James Version (NKJV)
38 Then Mary said, “Behold the maidservant of the Lord! Let it be to me according to your word.” And the angel departed from her.
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#56
RE: Divine Intervention...
(January 9, 2015 at 3:18 pm)Lek Wrote:
(January 9, 2015 at 2:58 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: Wait a second, are you saying the Holy Ghost and jesus aren't one and the same?

Without a penis how did the HG get the virgin pregnant? Was sperm involved?

In your mind, did jesus exist before the Holy Ghost rape?

If I thought you were really interested I'd explain it to you, but you're not, so I won't. There's plenty of explanations of the Trinity at christian websites, if you want to know. By the way. It wasn't rape. Mary consented to be the mother of Jesus before it all went down.

Luke 1:38New King James Version (NKJV)
38 Then Mary said, “Behold the maidservant of the Lord! Let it be to me according to your word.” And the angel departed from her.

But I truly do want to know how it all went down.

My eternal salvation is on the line and aren't you supposed to answer these type of questions?

Are you saying a woman had the right to refuse sex in those days? Especially a young virgin?

So if it wasn't rape and a penis and sperm wasn't require, why was a birth required?

Couldn't ghost/jesus/yahweh just majik as a thirty year old god/man into existence?

You didn't answer if jesus did or didn't exist before the loving construal sex act.

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#57
RE: Divine Intervention...
(January 9, 2015 at 2:58 pm)h4ym4n Wrote:
(January 9, 2015 at 2:51 pm)Lek Wrote: quote]


Mary was impregnated by the Holy Spirit and, since he is spirit, he didn't have a penis to use to penetrate her.

Wait a second, are you saying the Holy Ghost and jesus aren't one and the same?

Without a penis how did the HG get the virgin pregnant? Was sperm involved?

In your mind, did jesus exist before the Holy Ghost rape?

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#58
RE: Divine Intervention...
Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.


Was Mary exempt ?? Did God promise to be gentle ??
Did Jesus hurt her as He emerged from the birth canal ??
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#59
RE: Divine Intervention...
(January 9, 2015 at 3:31 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: But I truly do want to know how it all went down.

My eternal salvation is on the line and aren't you supposed to answer these type of questions?

Are you saying a woman had the right to refuse sex in those days? Especially a young virgin?

So if it wasn't rape and a penis and sperm wasn't require, why was a birth required?

Couldn't ghost/jesus/yahweh just majik as a thirty year old god/man into existence?

You didn't answer if jesus did or didn't exist before the loving construal sex act.

I honestly don't know why God chose to do it that way. He could have done it any way he wanted. I'll have to ask God why after I die. As for Jesus existing before his birth - yes he existed before his birth, but not in the physical body of Jesus. He is mentioned in the creation account and numerous other times in the old testament as "the angel of lord".

(January 9, 2015 at 5:15 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.


Was Mary exempt ?? Did God promise to be gentle ??
Did Jesus hurt her as He emerged from the birth canal ??

Mary wasn't exempt. I'm sure it hurt.

(January 9, 2015 at 3:00 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote:
(January 9, 2015 at 2:58 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: Wait a second, are you saying the Holy Ghost and jesus aren't one and the same?

Without a penis how did the HG get the virgin pregnant? Was sperm involved?

In your mind, did jesus exist before the Holy Ghost rape?

Don't you get it? God is Jesus who is the Holy Spirit who is also not God but is also not Jesus, who of course isn't God either, but is at the same time both God and the Holy Spirit.

Simple!
You have an amazing intellect FandF. You got it the first time! By the way, I just got back from lunch at your favorite place.
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#60
RE: Divine Intervention...
You can't be your own son. You can't be completely human and divine. You can't be multiple people, and one person. I'm not sure why anyone would think this is possible, and until they can prove such a thing is possible why they expect anyone else to believe them. .
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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