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RE: Insult yourself!
January 13, 2015 at 6:55 am
I can be honest with myself. Actually, if I could lie to myself I'd be taking that option all the time. It's being honest out loud I have a fear of. I don't want to hear what I "just need to do..", but even scarier is the thought of them agreeing with me, which, given that I'm a realist, would be the case. So, no thanks, I'll keep to myself and live vicariously through other people's openness.
To the OP: I'm a huge pussy.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Insult yourself!
January 13, 2015 at 7:15 am
Haha I predict this thread becoming a very therapeutic exercise.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Insult yourself!
January 13, 2015 at 7:22 am
(This post was last modified: January 13, 2015 at 7:22 am by robvalue.)
I think a healthy dose of self criticism does wonders to stop you taking yourself too seriously, and to "step outside" for a while to think of things from an external view.
Yeah, good idea fuckface, imagine floating around the room making fun of yourself. Brilliant! What's next? Hiding bear traps around the house?
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RE: Insult yourself!
January 13, 2015 at 8:09 am
(This post was last modified: January 13, 2015 at 8:12 am by Little lunch.)
Ah Little Lunch, your an obnoxious twat.
You think your entertaining, not realising that half of your audience is smiling to be nice whilst the other half openly loath you.
If someone does dislike you, you stupidly think you just have to try harder, like a dumb dog wiggling it's tail and pissing all over itself..
You're an embarrassment and it's only by some fluke of nature that you've managed to stay away from living on the street, but don't worry buddy, it's still in the cards.
You know it's where you belong, in the gutter you fucking wierdo.
Still single? It's no wonder. You're used up, a waste of space.
You couldn't hold down a relationship. Your too selfish, you won't conform. You're old, your skin is dry, your teeth rotting, your hair is grey and thinning, you're pudgy........what do you have to offer?
Relationship wise you're a dead end.
You're toxic to women.
Even you're mother regrets your birth.
Just face it, you're shit.
:-) :-)
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RE: Insult yourself!
January 13, 2015 at 2:28 pm
I do not like this thread.
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RE: Insult yourself!
January 13, 2015 at 2:38 pm
Not really a self insult in my world.
Try:''we suck, badly"