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Best Reason to be an Atheist:
January 15, 2015 at 8:57 am (This post was last modified: January 15, 2015 at 8:57 am by Spooky.)
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
January 15, 2015 at 9:24 am
I'm glad I'm an atheist. If I'm wrong, me and my girlfriend are going to hell already, so fuck it.

I gave her a cool shirt with the image of the doggystyle position that says "Sin? Sin is to not enjoy it"
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
January 15, 2015 at 9:30 am
A car might last you 5-10 years, yet you test drive 20 of them to make sure you like the feel and it 'fits.' Why should marriage be any different if it's supposed to last forever?
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RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
January 15, 2015 at 9:49 am
(January 15, 2015 at 9:24 am)Blackout Wrote: I'm glad I'm an atheist. If I'm wrong, me and my girlfriend are going to hell already, so fuck it.

I gave her a cool shirt with the image of the doggystyle position that says "Sin? Sin is to not enjoy it"

I'll bet she wears it all the time.
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RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
January 15, 2015 at 9:54 am
Best reason to REMAIN an atheist: Much less bullshit in my life.
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RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
January 15, 2015 at 10:22 am
(January 15, 2015 at 9:54 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: Best reason to REMAIN an atheist: Much less bullshit in my life.

Amen!

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RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
January 15, 2015 at 12:32 pm
i thought the best reason to be an atheist was the same as the best reason not to believe in santa claus.
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RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
January 15, 2015 at 12:33 pm
(January 15, 2015 at 12:32 pm)Davka Wrote: i thought the best reason to be an atheist was the same as the best reason not to believe in santa claus.

How dare you. Expect coal.
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RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
January 15, 2015 at 12:48 pm
At one time, I dated a guy who should have been perfect for me. We got along very well but sex was a disaster for us. For some reason we just weren't compatible. No amount of mutual respect could solve our problems. Because we cared about ine another, I could imagine the relationship turning into love at some future point. If we hadn't had premarital sex maybe we would have married and been stuck in an sexually dead marriage or divorced.

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RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
January 15, 2015 at 12:55 pm
There has got to be a study out there somewhere linking premarital sex to lower rates of divorce...

But it's all kind of a crap shoot anyway.
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