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Evidence God Exists
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RE: Evidence God Exists
February 16, 2011 at 2:16 pm (This post was last modified: February 16, 2011 at 2:25 pm by downbeatplumb.)
Much lubricant would've been required I imagine.

And with that much blood loss from the rest of the body he'd have passed out in seconds.



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RE: Evidence God Exists
February 16, 2011 at 2:21 pm
(February 16, 2011 at 2:16 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Much lubricant would've been required I imagine.

And with that much blood loss from the rest of the body he'd have passed ourt in seconds.

Yeah..that isnt a dork..thats a giant blood sucking leech..just half way up the guy would be on his back hallucinating from lack of blood....and thats when the women pounce.

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RE: Evidence God Exists
February 16, 2011 at 2:26 pm
(February 16, 2011 at 2:21 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote:
(February 16, 2011 at 2:16 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Much lubricant would've been required I imagine.

And with that much blood loss from the rest of the body he'd have passed ourt in seconds.

Yeah..that isnt a dork..thats a giant blood sucking leech..just half way up the guy would be on his back hallucinating from lack of blood....and thats when the women pounce.

Were can you find these pouncing women, I could always pretend to be overcome.



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RE: Evidence God Exists
February 16, 2011 at 3:01 pm
(February 16, 2011 at 2:26 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Were can you find these pouncing women, I could always pretend to be overcome.

I dreamed of the same thing when I typed it..Ive been married for over ten years now, so the only sex I get is in my imagination..so I would guess the answer would be: dreamland?

..either that or if you are fithy, stinking rich.

Hey lads..here's to filthy, stinking rich!
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RE: Evidence God Exists
February 17, 2011 at 4:22 am (This post was last modified: February 17, 2011 at 4:22 am by KichigaiNeko.)
(February 16, 2011 at 12:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'm an old guy, Rev, I still have a watch ....and call me "Min."

Actually, "Min" was an Egyptian god of something or other. Can't quite tell from this picture.

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So that's where I left it!! Thanks Min!! Kiss
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RE: Evidence God Exists
February 17, 2011 at 7:26 am
(February 16, 2011 at 2:26 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Were can you find these pouncing women, I could always pretend to be overcome.

I have oneCool Shades

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RE: Evidence God Exists
February 17, 2011 at 9:51 am (This post was last modified: February 17, 2011 at 9:58 am by Dotard.)

Just to inform you folks that is a statue of an early catholic priest. I think he was the one in charge of the daycare.

I'm sure jokes and jokesters existed back when that statue was made. I can imagine something like this:

"Hey Akbar! Whatcha making there?"

"Hee Hee Hee Hee.... Check it out. I'm going to toss this into one of the tombs. Can you imagine a few thousand years from now some archeologists will dig this up and say "OMG! WTF?!?" heh heh heh heh..."

"HAW! HAW! Good one Akbar! LOL!

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RE: Evidence God Exists
February 17, 2011 at 3:03 pm
I'll bet the fuckers made him a saint, too.
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RE: Evidence God Exists
February 18, 2011 at 9:53 am
Please for the love of God^H^H^H, let this thread die.
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RE: Evidence God Exists
February 18, 2011 at 10:24 am
(February 18, 2011 at 9:53 am)Loki_999 Wrote: Please for the love of God^H^H^H, let this thread die.
Xtians let the nauseating Jesus cult freakshow drag on for 2000 years, the least we can do is to mock it for 200 pages in this thread....

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