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RE: Meet your new forum admin: Stimbo
January 26, 2015 at 7:48 pm
(January 26, 2015 at 7:33 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Lucky I've got big feet.
Incidentally, many years ago I had a friend - the one who got me and Sam together, actually - and she had this 'theory' that a man's height in inches divided by his shoe size equals the size of his, um, vital statistic. Which worked out great for me, since I worked out at eleven inches. Sadly she didn't want to verify the results.
Whoa! I've been 6'4" this whole time!? Someone ought to let my tailor know. Welp, it's high time I start acting 5 inches taller, excuse me.
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RE: Meet your new forum admin: Stimbo
January 26, 2015 at 7:52 pm
Funny thing is that my mate Dave - everyone's got a mate named Dave - his measurement, revealed before mine, came out as six inches, which his then-girlfriend (now wife) claimed was accurate. I hadn't met Sam at that point so she couldn't confirm or deny mine.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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January 26, 2015 at 8:21 pm
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So at least two people on earth are walking around thinking you have a giant hog. Lol Awesome.
I used to work at a rubber factory where we'd get carbon black in places you didn't know you had. So the work day was capped by a big group shower, there was no hiding it. Everybody there had a nickname related to their unit. The nicknames were usually crude, but some of the more playful ones I got a kick out of: Pig Snout, Pop Can Cock (nice ring to it), short dude named Cliff we called Cliff-Hanger, C-horse, or C-biscuit.
ETA: I should mention these weren't my nicknames.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Meet your new forum admin: Stimbo
January 26, 2015 at 8:40 pm
(January 26, 2015 at 7:33 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Lucky I've got big feet.
Incidentally, many years ago I had a friend - the one who got me and Sam together, actually - and she had this 'theory' that a man's height in inches divided by his shoe size equals the size of his, um, vital statistic. Which worked out great for me, since I worked out at eleven inches. Sadly she didn't want to verify the results.
According to this, I should be 8 feet tall.
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RE: Meet your new forum admin: Stimbo
January 26, 2015 at 8:44 pm
No wonder women can't judge distance.......
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RE: Meet your new forum admin: Stimbo
January 26, 2015 at 9:01 pm
(January 26, 2015 at 4:18 pm)Beccs Wrote: (January 26, 2015 at 3:53 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Thanks, GC!
You're calling Deirdre GC?
That's a low blow! (as the guy calls his dwarf girlfriend . . . )
ITT, I learn that I don't how to read. 
Half serious
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RE: Meet your new forum admin: Stimbo
January 26, 2015 at 9:05 pm
All hail STIMBO!!!
If you can hear me oh lord, know that I have prepared a burnt offering to you by shoveling a dead rat onto a pile of burning leaves. May its fragrance please your redness.
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RE: Meet your new forum admin: Stimbo
January 26, 2015 at 9:12 pm
You have served me well, my son. In my bennifi... biniffi... because I like you, you shall live another day.
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RE: Meet your new forum admin: Stimbo
January 26, 2015 at 10:01 pm
(January 26, 2015 at 1:30 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Thanks guys. My name in red - that's gonna take a bit of getting used to.
Next stop... owner.
Today, af.org. Tomorrow: well, probably youtube or xhamster or something. Wednesday: the internet shall be mine!
And why would such an upstanding member of society know what xhamster is? I will trust that you would not ask me why I am asking you. *COUGH*
*ORN FREE
As free as the internet
As hard as my *oner gets
Cause its *orn free.
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RE: Meet your new forum admin: Stimbo
January 26, 2015 at 10:08 pm
(January 26, 2015 at 10:01 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (January 26, 2015 at 1:30 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Thanks guys. My name in red - that's gonna take a bit of getting used to.
Next stop... owner.
Today, af.org. Tomorrow: well, probably youtube or xhamster or something. Wednesday: the internet shall be mine!
And why would such an upstanding member of society know what xhamster is? I will trust that you would not ask me why I am asking you. *COUGH*
*ORN FREE
As free as the internet
As hard as my *oner gets
Cause its *orn free.
Or xnxx? 
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