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Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 30, 2015 at 4:41 pm
You forgot "it's a metaphor" and "you don't understand the glory of god".
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 30, 2015 at 4:43 pm
Also, it isn't in god's nature to be evil.
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 30, 2015 at 4:44 pm
Yeah. And lord works in mysterious ways.
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 30, 2015 at 6:05 pm
The Devil's best idea was to convince people that he, as God, gave a fuck about their puny human souls.
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 30, 2015 at 6:10 pm
(January 30, 2015 at 4:44 pm)Xeno Wrote: Yeah. And lord works in mysterious ways.

That's my personal favorite. Smile
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 31, 2015 at 2:27 am
I'm sure most serial killers work in mysterious ways Big Grin
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 31, 2015 at 2:47 am
Mr. Robvalue:

Congratulations on breaking the code, and apparently the will of token theists. I spent two millenniums enjoying the fruits of Christian, Jewish, and Islamic prayer. Watching them bend, knee, and shake was what I thought would be a never-ending pleasure. Now it's back to the drawing board. In regards to the money you owe me... I forgot if it was forty or sixty, don't worry about it. Keep it and treat yourself to Candy.

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“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 31, 2015 at 6:42 am
Cool, thanks dad! Err, I mean, Satan!

I am surprised they accepted the truth quite so willingly, I expected at least a peep of a challenge before they all fell before the dark lord. But I suppose it's all making sense now, after all things haven't changed. You made it quite clear what you believed in when writing the bible!

Sorry I blew the gaff, I felt it was time they knew the truth. I didn't actually think they would believe me so easily. But hey, they'll all probably displace this and go back to thinking you're their "good god" again. These humans have shown amazing capacity for cognitive dissidence. I mean, us humans.
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 31, 2015 at 6:45 am
Maybe we just need some bait to lure them here. Let's try.

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 31, 2015 at 9:50 am
(January 31, 2015 at 6:42 am)robvalue Wrote: Cool, thanks dad! Err, I mean, Satan!

I am surprised they accepted the truth quite so willingly, I expected at least a peep of a challenge before they all fell before the dark lord. But I suppose it's all making sense now, after all things haven't changed. You made it quite clear what you believed in when writing the bible!

Sorry I blew the gaff, I felt it was time they knew the truth. I didn't actually think they would believe me so easily. But hey, they'll all probably displace this and go back to thinking you're their "good god" again. These humans have shown amazing capacity for cognitive dissidence. I mean, us humans.

Can we continue to eat God's flesh and drink God's blood every Sunday morning while we sing our happy hymns?
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