Anybody know of any jokes that mock God?

[Forsaken]

God does not exist...

[emilynghiem]

Hey that other site is just plain mean/anti-world and don't care for overgrown Girl Scouts like me.
I started a God joke thread, and they took it too seriously. One person thought I should get banned for it?
I posted this one, and maybe that will match the harder level of their brain chemistry over there:
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A favorite comedy bit I saved from a local comedian/comedy writer in Houston,
SCOTT WHITE:

"I went to the bookstore the other day, and I saw this book of the 100 most influential people of all time. From the beginning of time until now, everybody who has ever lived, these people compiled the most influential people of all time.

The top three in order #1 Muhammad, #2 Isaac Newton, #3 Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ #3. The Son of God #3. What the hell do you have to do to impress these people? And talk about somebody who could have had his father throw a little weight around. Maybe a plague of toads to sway the vote in his favor, but no #3.

I would be a little pissed if I was J.C. right about now. Here I am the Son of God, I helped to create the Heavens and the earth, I came down from Heaven, I walked among men, I made myself mortal, I healed the sick, I performed miracles. I died on the cross so every man, woman, and child could go to heaven and live eternity in bliss. AND I GET THIRD FUCKING PLACE. Isaac Newton gets #2, what the hell is that. So he discovered gravity, who do you think invented gravity, that was me, that was my idea. I never thought that would come back to bite me in the ass."

[IanHulett]

Yeah, I know, this thread is old, but I had to put my own meme.

[Minimalist]

An Indian man dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.

"Yes, how can I help?" asks St Peter.

"I'm here to meet Jesus," says the Indian man.

St Peter looks over his shoulder and shouts, "Jesus, your cab is here!"

[Thumpalumpacus]

'Mum, I want a bike for my birthday’ demanded Little Barry. He was a troublemaker at school and was constantly getting into trouble at home, at school and in the street. Barry's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Barry, of course, thought he did. Barry's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behaviour over the last year, and write a letter to God, and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday.

LETTER 1:
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Barry.

Barry knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started again.

LETTER 2:
Dear God,
This is your friend Barry. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Barry.

Barry knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.

LETTER 3:
Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday.
Your friend, Barry.

Barry knew he could not send this letter to God either. Barry was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church. Barry's mother thought her plan had worked because Barry looked very sad. 'Just be home in time for dinner,' his mother said. Barry walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.

Barry began to write his letter to God.

LETTER 4:
Dear God,
I've got your Mum. If you ever want to see her again, Send the Fucking Bike!!

[Fake Messiah]

There is kind of funny cartoon in which Richard Dawkins crashes God's birthday party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBNUpfDMeS8