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I am actually in tears of laughter
#1
I am actually in tears of laughter
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Someone may have posted this already. Have a look and enjoy.

Mods, this may be more relevant in the Christian section of the forums.
"I don't know, therefor God" is always going to be easier than "I don't know, therefor let's find out - Hemant Mehta
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#2
RE: I am actually in tears of laughter
I got them all right...er, wrong...err, "correct."

That god. What a cunt.
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#3
RE: I am actually in tears of laughter
I missed one. I guess I am not as christian as Min.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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RE: I am actually in tears of laughter
(January 30, 2015 at 1:14 am)IATIA Wrote: I missed one. I guess I am not as christian as Min.

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#5
RE: I am actually in tears of laughter
Aw, rex. . . but I wanna see what might make me cry with laughter! Smile
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#6
RE: I am actually in tears of laughter
Come back in a week. Big Grin
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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