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I am actually in tears of laughter
January 30, 2015 at 12:47 am
(This post was last modified: January 30, 2015 at 12:49 am by Fendon.)
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Someone may have posted this already. Have a look and enjoy.
Mods, this may be more relevant in the Christian section of the forums.
"I don't know, therefor God" is always going to be easier than "I don't know, therefor let's find out - Hemant Mehta
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RE: I am actually in tears of laughter
January 30, 2015 at 1:01 am
I got them all right...er, wrong...err, "correct."
That god. What a cunt.
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RE: I am actually in tears of laughter
January 30, 2015 at 1:14 am
I missed one. I guess I am not as christian as Min.
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RE: I am actually in tears of laughter
January 30, 2015 at 9:58 am
Come back in a week.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
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