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What would your planet look like?
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We shall have guitar trees -- trees which produce really nice guitars, straight of neck and full of vim and vigor. We shall have a charcoal grill on every back porch and an inexhaustible supply of good, dried mesquite. I will be happy to take any red oak or cedar you might have.
Tell you what - you can take all the trees, but I want sweet-sour sauce in return. What good would the ocean of Chinese takeaway be without sauce?
My planet? Hmm. Rule number one, no suffering ever. Rule number two, endless supplies of pizza at all times. Rule three, I mean it, pizzas all the time. Rule four, loads of cute happy animals. Rule five, an amazing roller skating rink and video game arcade.
Mine will have a 1000 mile long waterslide that takes you from a lonely hut on the highest snowy peak through amazing landscapes, down waterfalls, into deep rainforest valleys and then to the bottom of the ocean. In between, you can halt and take refreshments with stunning panoramic views. Just saying...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 (January 31, 2015 at 5:46 am)Xeno Wrote: Suppose you're a mormon. You die and you get your own planet to rule over. What does it look like and what do you do with it?I'd make sure they had an abundance of the things they need, then I'd leave them the fuck alone.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
Not to brag, guys, but ehm, I'm going to conquer your planets with my army. That I have. On my planet, that is.
Also I really really want to know what Min's planet would look like. 
Big universe. Just one planet.
He gets to rule the rest of the universe. Fucker's trying to keep us down, waving trinkets in our faces. Satan promised me a whole universe. :-)  RE: What would your planet look like?
January 31, 2015 at 9:56 am
(This post was last modified: January 31, 2015 at 9:58 am by Marsellus Wallace.)
My planet will have sexy bitches everywhere, and i'll make the planet look like a penis and its moon will have a nibble. Its star will be a big ass vagina and light coming out of it .
Imma call my planet, Sin City  (January 31, 2015 at 9:03 am)Xeno Wrote: Not to brag, guys, but ehm, I'm going to conquer your planets with my army. That I have. On my planet, that is. Min will be "snake" in the movie "Escape from LA", and he'll be chasing rednecks from texas all day long
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