Vaginas Can't Keep Promises

[Faith No More]

Why do you guys go back there asking us questions about it?

Because no matter how hard you try to handwave the OT away, at one point in time your god thought these rules and regulations were a good thing. It's masochistic fun to watch you guys squirm trying to explain away your all-knowing diety's treatment of women and awesome cures for diseases.

[Minimalist]

I dunno, dude, those bitches are showing a lot of side ankle.

Sluts.

And toenail paint!?

That's probably bruising from their husbands hitting them with sticks.

[robvalue]

I would imagine there are three main reasons why this isn't followed any more:

1) Christians don't know their own holy book
2) Christians ignore their holy book when it disagrees with them
3) Christians know that secular law is going to stop them doing this stuff, regardless of how much God "wills it"

Actually, that pretty much covers everything in the bible.

[Nope]

Why do you guys go back there asking us questions about it?

Your god apparently believed that men had the power to determine if the validity of women's vows. Suddenly, Jesus came and all the crap that bible god taught about went out the window. Of course, the bible also says that god does not change and is always the same.

Why teach that sort of nonsense about women in the first place? What purpose did it serve except to show that Old Testament writers considered women property?