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Never ending story: add 3 words!
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
Peace, love, and weed
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
(October 23, 2015 at 8:16 pm)Evie Wrote: Coming soon...... Waiting for Cnjinn to fix his post he musta got ninja'd

I did get Ninja'd, but I'm reasonably sure that it doesn't matter one tiny iota when you read the gobbledygook you people have already been posting ...

A Sample of the Incoherent Story You All Wrote:... But even harder is the toast of adult film, and smegma Cheetos dripping over waffles with extra bacon!  Now I’m hungry for the truth and a nice slice of toast with sexual juices of a lama and something else that reeked of Yves Saint Laurent in zombie form with squid cooties all over its itchy scratchy tits which were surprisingly poorly documented by one-eyed tree sloths which prepared themselves for tonight’s dinner as they sat drinking glasses of Fizzy spermy mead and toasted to the health of the awe inspiring wizard called SirZapAlot.  Suddenly, out of nowhere came a large and slimy elongated piece of giant lobster tail with a small penis named Dave.  Penis, our best substitute for dildos still is considered to be wicker and semi soft boiled prickly pears. A cybernetic shaman rudely felched Hillary. E-coli infection followed for no reason other than buttsex and broken straws.  Speaking of broken, my penis fractured yesterday.  Luckily it’s Lent on Mars and other chocolate bars aren’t eaten on ...


Yeah ... none of you should be too terribly concerned at this point if my ninja'd post somehow throws a wrench in such a fluid story.   Dodgy
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
Play properly or not at all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9U4dMO7kHA
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
(Because I can't peace love and weed...)

keep my sentences

[if you're concerned this all sounds like gibberish, you may be surprised how it sounds when read out loud, such as...]


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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
Whoa! Why does this thread make just as much sense as a Christian apologist! We digress!

I think this thread needs to evolve into a one sentence per person.
Must be loyal to the story and no grotesque porn talk! (Unless it's warranted?)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
He woke up...

OR

He woke up drenched in sweat.

(What's it gonna be? 3 words or 1 sentence?)
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...waits for it
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Sure, I don't mind Smile

Although it might get confusing for newcomers given the title.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
(October 25, 2015 at 8:48 am)robvalue Wrote: Sure, I don't mind Smile

Although it might get confusing for newcomers given the title.

It's evolution.

Entire Sentence says "I didn't come from no 3 stinkin' porno words!"
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
(October 25, 2015 at 4:51 am)robvalue Wrote: I want to do another one soon, if anyone out there enjoys them! Big Grin

Do I count as anyone? I massively enjoy them and think it makes the whole thing a lot more fun! I hope for some future chapters that are so funny you laugh your bollocks off again.
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