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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:02 pm
wanker canker, jeesh !!!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:02 pm (This post was last modified: February 5, 2015 at 2:07 pm by Napoléon.)
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:10 pm
should stop talking."
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#144
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:18 pm
So I accepted
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#145
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:19 pm
Her gift of
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:19 pm (This post was last modified: February 5, 2015 at 2:19 pm by Nine.)
chocolate chip cookies
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#147
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:20 pm
made in a
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#148
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:21 pm
Volcano that was
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:26 pm
not particularly interesting
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:53 pm
but definitely spewing
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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