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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:02 pm
wanker canker, jeesh !!!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:02 pm (This post was last modified: February 5, 2015 at 2:07 pm by Napoléon.)
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#143
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:10 pm
should stop talking."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:18 pm
So I accepted
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#145
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:19 pm
Her gift of
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:19 pm (This post was last modified: February 5, 2015 at 2:19 pm by Nine.)
chocolate chip cookies
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#147
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:20 pm
made in a
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#148
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:21 pm
Volcano that was
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:26 pm
not particularly interesting
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 5, 2015 at 2:53 pm
but definitely spewing
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