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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 23, 2015 at 2:26 pm
's death penis
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 23, 2015 at 2:37 pm
. Speaking of cocktails,
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 23, 2015 at 2:38 pm
and death penises
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 23, 2015 at 2:54 pm
, how's the meatloaf?
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 23, 2015 at 3:01 pm
Tomato topped rancidity!!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 23, 2015 at 3:33 pm
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 23, 2015 at 3:53 pm
I have no
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 23, 2015 at 3:54 pm
explanation other than
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February 23, 2015 at 5:28 pm
football is amazing
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 23, 2015 at 5:31 pm
, therefore FSM. It
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