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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 5:18 pm (This post was last modified: March 1, 2015 at 5:18 pm by Kitty Galore.)
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 5:19 pm
[But it fits!]
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 5:50 pm
Jack Flash, lost
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 6:13 pm (This post was last modified: March 1, 2015 at 6:17 pm by Losty.)
(March 1, 2015 at 4:33 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(March 1, 2015 at 3:41 pm)Losty Wrote: [gross wtf]

(it's what many mohels actually do...)

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(March 1, 2015 at 5:50 pm)404NotFound Wrote: Jack Flash, lost

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#4365
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 6:13 pm
in the meanders
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 6:16 pm
of confused diction
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 6:17 pm
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 6:23 pm
in the cosmos
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 7:20 pm
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 7:26 pm
oversized supermassive black
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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