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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 3, 2015 at 6:58 pm (This post was last modified: March 3, 2015 at 7:02 pm by Lucanus.)
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 3, 2015 at 6:59 pm (This post was last modified: March 3, 2015 at 7:01 pm by Norman Humann.)
-- but not Beetlejuice!

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 3, 2015 at 7:03 pm
The NES game,
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 3, 2015 at 7:05 pm
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 3, 2015 at 8:38 pm
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 3, 2015 at 8:39 pm
Is the ultimate
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 3, 2015 at 8:45 pm
reason crack kills
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 3, 2015 at 8:51 pm
A jihadist's goldfish.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 3, 2015 at 9:17 pm
Princess peach was
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 3, 2015 at 9:18 pm
Not sleeping well
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