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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 4, 2015 at 9:59 am
not necessarily his
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 4, 2015 at 10:06 am
voice resonating through
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#4863
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 4, 2015 at 10:14 am
The cosmos, narrating
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 4, 2015 at 10:17 am
every fucking thing
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 4, 2015 at 10:20 am
That takes place
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 4, 2015 at 10:24 am
in a captivating
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 4, 2015 at 10:26 am
And mesmerising way
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 4, 2015 at 10:29 am
including eating bagels
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 4, 2015 at 10:31 am
And scratching the
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 4, 2015 at 10:37 am
balls of God
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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