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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 14, 2015 at 3:32 am (This post was last modified: April 14, 2015 at 3:32 am by robvalue.)
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 14, 2015 at 7:11 am
pumpkins and schnauzers
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 14, 2015 at 9:34 am
I don't understand.
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 14, 2015 at 10:29 am
You should, said
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 14, 2015 at 10:36 am
Neil deGrassi Tyson.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 14, 2015 at 10:38 am
I is smartter
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 14, 2015 at 11:02 am
than a rock
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 14, 2015 at 11:03 am
, paper, and scissors
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 14, 2015 at 11:05 am
into your pooper
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 14, 2015 at 11:15 am
and your snatch
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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