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Never ending story: add 3 words!
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
while chugging plorp.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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Last Sunday, I
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a gargoyle sucking
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' -Isaac Asimov-
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Last Sunday, I (a gargoyle sucking lunatic of sorts)
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felched a dalmation
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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with canine herpes
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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it was icky
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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, oh so icky.
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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Ignore this bit:
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
it wasn't icky,
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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