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This is why I love the internet!

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This is why I love the internet!
Mudhammam Offline
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This is why I love the internet!
February 6, 2015 at 5:09 am
http://www.mediaite.com/online/falling-d...-from-web/

LOL. :-)
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RE: This is why I love the internet!
February 6, 2015 at 5:18 am
The pity is that Mugabe only fell down some stairs. Karmic justice would require his falling from a very high mountain, striking razor-sharp outcroppings all the way down, only to land in a cholera-infested sewer swarming with mutant, rabid crocodiles who slowly beat him to death with clubs made from the bones of his ancestors.

I know this wasn't precisely the point of the article, but I don't much care. Robert Mugabe is an absolute horror of a human being.

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RE: This is why I love the internet!
February 6, 2015 at 5:25 am
Indeed.
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RE: This is why I love the internet!
February 6, 2015 at 5:32 am
I should check out that dance, I am a horrible dancer, but I suppose even I could do this one.
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RE: This is why I love the internet!
February 6, 2015 at 9:02 am
From their information minister:
Quote:Nobody has shown any evidence of the president having fallen down because that did not happen. The hump on which the president tripped was formed by two pieces of the carpet which apparently had not been laid out properly where they joined.
So he tripped on a "hump" in the "carpet"? Maybe he's thinking about that incident with the prostitute?
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RE: This is why I love the internet!
February 6, 2015 at 12:05 pm
Damn, that's fly, baby.

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RE: This is why I love the internet!
February 6, 2015 at 12:25 pm
I'd find even being incinerated in the ISIS cage to be inadequate for Mugabe.

Time for The Boats for him. And maybe some IVs to help him beat the prior record of 17 days.
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RE: This is why I love the internet!
February 6, 2015 at 1:04 pm
Well, Mugabe is 90. Chances are, nature will take care of that problem sooner rather than later.
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RE: This is why I love the internet!
February 6, 2015 at 1:24 pm
God/Allah surely has a vicious punishment waiting for Mugabe in Hell....

Oh, wait....

Goddammit!
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RE: This is why I love the internet!
February 6, 2015 at 1:25 pm
(February 6, 2015 at 1:04 pm)abaris Wrote: Well, Mugabe is 90. Chances are, nature will take care of that problem sooner rather than later.

I wonder what is waiting in the wings?
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