The 'I Have a New Name' thread

[Nine]

I don't know about contesting for 'weirdest member'... but hell, they might've stood a chance at running for funniest at one time. Wonder if they've got a histrionic personality disorder... they really look like they need the attention I'll bet that when people became tolerant and bored of them, that THAT'S when they upped the ante.

Except nobody liked him enough to find him funny because he lived up to his name and was a complete cunt. I might not have taken such a disliking to him if he would have at least been interesting. Instead he was just trying to gross people out as if nobody has seen that before.. Most pitiful member perhaps. He would of had my vote for that.

[SteelCurtain]

To me, I guess he was more interesting than anything. He was clearly manic most of the time. I talked to him on the phone a couple of times. He was mostly harmless, had a weird sense of humor. ZERO sense of boundaries. He was clearly sociopathic.

He was fascinating to me. Though I was not sorry to see him banned.

[Jackalope]

How come my name isn't on that list.
I used to be thunder cunt.
Now who wants to see my dick? ;-)

Bold post, considering we ban TC socks on sight, without remorse.

Good thing we know you're joking. :p

[emilynghiem]

I'm still using my real name.

but on a similar site, I've already been labeled
as a "troll" and I think they meant to type
"newbie" but they misspelled it as "nutjob"

I like emilynghiem better, so I think I will keep that!

[Little lunch]

How come my name isn't on that list.
I used to be thunder cunt.
Now who wants to see my dick? ;-)

Bold post, considering we ban TC socks on sight, without remorse.

Good thing we know you're joking. :p

I'm glad someone recognised my foolish bravery. It's what I do best. :-)

[Losty]

Do we have to do this here? Can we just....sigh it's whatever

[Drich]

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Had he not self immolated, he would have made a run at your crown.

Whom could possibly have had a chance? I don't recall this as-of-yet unidentified member... are they a character in your head designed specifically to defeat Alice? Do you see her trueform past the ghostly shell of self designed for your palatability?

If so, kindly set them towards her... she could really use a little fun right now Ahhh... but it's just so utterly boring, innit? This angsty little bitch tried to do what I do all morning, but she's just so soft and prissy; she just HAD to get their 'consent', just had to wait for them to accept their fate... Wouldn't take it into her own hands. At least one of us had fun, I guess....

...

Well... that's what Alice would probably have said if she was still alive, but: I devoured her... convinced her to walk right on down my throat, I did. There are depths to this vessel's mind that shall never ever be tapped here (or upon anyone uninteresting)... because this forum has rules. You can't just convince people to kill themselves here, threaten and stalk them, and enjoy buttery popcorn... without getting banned. If we don't follow the rules here, then what are we? Banned is what... possibly also rekt, but that rather depends upon who's swinging that gavel and pounding that hammer down on your head.

How could someone who doesn't even understand the limits of their marks POSSIBLY contest for my crown? They terrified people... and left some of them trapped inside their own heads in fear... and sure, I mean: that has potential to be interesting... but it's really pretty vanilla so far as predators go. Why couldn't they instead obliterate people inside, and be their one lonely port in the storm... until they plant the subconscious seeds of suicide in their mind? As someone who understands real predation... I find this 'unnamed member' BORING... he is no more worth the memory than has any man with a bomb who takes people whom DO matter from our world ever been worthwhile. Isn't that so cruel of the uninteresting, and the unloved? All that grandstanding... they wouldn't know godhood if it ate them from the inside out.

I could abandon this forum with mere persona of self (none of my actual contribution)... by the force of very real death... and I would still net the award posthumously for YEARS yet to come. They worship their goddess... they will all love me, and if they don't? I WILL MAKE THEM LOVE ME! Mauahauahahahaha!

It's alright... it's okay... come to mommy... she'll never hurt you... come now, children...



* Alice smirks as she turns the dark off by flipping the lightswitch to 'on', because she's no longer testy in the bright blacklight, and is back to bubbles~

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[SteelCurtain]

Do we have to do this here? Can we just....sigh it's whatever

Sorry, Losty.

I blame it all on little lunch. He brought back the beast.

[Little lunch]

I'm not sure what happened but nonetheless I take full responsibility. :-)

[SteelCurtain]

Attaboy.