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Dinner Party Of The Dead
#11
RE: Dinner Party Of The Dead
(February 10, 2015 at 7:41 pm)Cinjin Wrote:
(February 10, 2015 at 7:38 pm)FlyingSpaghettiMonster Wrote: I would just bring women from different time periods and create a harem.

Ummm, buddy, you don't need a time machine to get women.
Get a bank account and a nice ride.

If I wanted to be surronded by old men I could just go to a old folks home.
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#12
RE: Dinner Party Of The Dead
My list keeping with Boru's pairs idea:

- Napoleon
- George Patton
(could seriously fuck some shit up)

- Benjamin Franklin
- Cleopatra
(serious fucking)

- Muhammad
- Ibn Rushd
(understanding Islam is a bit of a passion these days)

- Thomas Jefferson
- Abraham Lincoln
(sit back and take notes)

- Christopher Hitchens
- William Shakespeare
(command of the English language anyone?)

For the nights entertainment:
- John Bonham
- Jaco Pastorius
- Jimi Hendirix
- Bon Scott
- Louis Armstrong (musical director)
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#13
RE: Dinner Party Of The Dead
Ooohh...

Christopher Hitchens to Hitch slap Mike Huckabee.
George Carlin to make me lulz some more.
Carl Sagan to exercise my sense of awe.
Isaac Newton to pick his mercury addled mind.
Johannes Kepler to sit in awe of his mind.
Marie Curie to ask her it was worth it.
Andrew Carnegie to get my entrepreneur on.
John F. Kennedy to run for president in 2016.
Charles Dickens (my boy Chucky D) to write some more for me to consume.
Alexander the Great to tell me stories.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#14
RE: Dinner Party Of The Dead
(February 10, 2015 at 8:08 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Alexander the Great to tell me stories.

Dude's gonna invade your shit and rename it to Alexandria if he doesn't get an invite.

Me, I'd pair him at a table with Ghengis Khan, and fire the entertainment.
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#15
RE: Dinner Party Of The Dead
This is to be a lively dinner party and I want to be entertained. So I'm eliminating Darwin and Newton right off the bat as known shy men. I'm also magically assuming that part of being brought back from the dead means speaking English.

Mark Twain
Karen Blixen (Isac Dinesen)
Richard Feynman
Elizabeth I
Wolfgang Mozart
Mary Ann Evans (George Eliot)
Johan Sebastian Bach
Billie Holiday
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#16
RE: Dinner Party Of The Dead
Are the parenthesized names aliases for the preceding name (sex change or whatever else)?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#17
RE: Dinner Party Of The Dead
(February 10, 2015 at 9:20 pm)c172 Wrote: Are the parenthesized names aliases for the preceding name (sex change or whatever else)?

Yes. They are women famous for writing under the male name in parentheses.
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#18
RE: Dinner Party Of The Dead
(February 10, 2015 at 9:07 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Karen Blixen (Isac Dinesen)

Oooh. Good one. Does she bring Denys Finch-Hatton with her? And I'd like to meet a couple of those Irish Deerhounds of hers. Out of Africa remains one of my faves. Isak Denisen is a master of the memoir.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#19
RE: Dinner Party Of The Dead
(February 10, 2015 at 10:59 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(February 10, 2015 at 9:07 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Karen Blixen (Isac Dinesen)

Oooh. Good one. Does she bring Denys Finch-Hatton with her? And I'd like to meet a couple of those Irish Deerhounds of hers. Out of Africa remains one of my faves. Isak Denisen is a master of the memoir.

I'm afraid Denys didn't make the cut, but I sure wouldn't turn him away at the door. She could bring the Farah, the dogs, and, the fawn too if she had a mind.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#20
RE: Dinner Party Of The Dead
So, for entertainment...

John Bonham (drums)
Randy Rhoads (guitar)
Dime-bag Darrell (guitar)
Bon Scott (vocals)
Cliff Burton (bass)
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