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If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?

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If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 15, 2015 at 2:17 am (This post was last modified: February 15, 2015 at 2:18 am by Mudhammam.)
One who is only moderately more or less confused and helpless than I am so that I can at least give him an A for effort.
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 15, 2015 at 3:12 am
A goddess with big tits and a "come hither" smile.
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 15, 2015 at 4:36 am
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 15, 2015 at 4:52 am
Gods are a lame concept, in any way shape or form. I don't like worshipping shit.
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 15, 2015 at 5:05 am
A god who did not fuck up so bad when creating the universe. (assuming real gods were to be anything remotely similar to the gods of the revealed religions).
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 15, 2015 at 10:07 am (This post was last modified: February 15, 2015 at 10:08 am by robvalue.)
A god who has these rules:

1) No suffering ever, it's impossible.
2) Everyone and every thing can only do positive things, but can do whatever they want to do within that. They don't even think about doing negative things. Endless supplies of whatever you want.
3) Everyone enjoys things just fine without having to have suffered first.
4) No worship required, but friendship offered.
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 15, 2015 at 10:08 am
One that gives us hard cider, steak, and Xboxs.

Maybe vodka too. For raiding.
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 15, 2015 at 10:50 am
(February 15, 2015 at 3:12 am)Minimalist Wrote: A goddess with big tits and a "come hither" smile.

Or a god that looks like Matthew Fox and wants to boink me.
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 15, 2015 at 11:08 am
(February 15, 2015 at 10:50 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Or a god that looks like Matthew Fox and wants to boink me.

Googled Matthew Fox. Disappointed again.
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 15, 2015 at 11:25 am
It wasn't like I was going to share


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