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Hell and the Play Nice Christian
RE: Hell and the Play Nice Christian
(February 23, 2015 at 4:20 pm)Godschild Wrote: God hasn't hardened your heart, you on your own have refused to believe, just like the guilty to blame anyone other than himself, Adam and Eve did the same thing and 6000 years hasn't changed anything, man will never learn will he.

GC

Was your god surprised by his "choice"?

Was your god surprised by the disobedience in the Garden of Eden?

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RE: Hell and the Play Nice Christian
(February 23, 2015 at 4:20 pm)Godschild Wrote: Adam and Eve did the same thing and 6000 years hasn't changed anything, man will never learn will he.

GC

Funny, since Adam, Eve, and humanity itself, were punished for doing nothing more than learning....
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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RE: Hell and the Play Nice Christian
(February 24, 2015 at 4:41 pm)KevinM1 Wrote:
(February 23, 2015 at 4:20 pm)Godschild Wrote: Adam and Eve did the same thing and 6000 years hasn't changed anything, man will never learn will he.

GC

Funny, since Adam, Eve, and humanity itself, were punished for doing nothing more than learning....

If you call learning murder, theft, rape, suicide, slavery, beating women and ect. then learning it is.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Hell and the Play Nice Christian
(February 24, 2015 at 9:14 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(February 24, 2015 at 4:41 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: Funny, since Adam, Eve, and humanity itself, were punished for doing nothing more than learning....

If you call learning murder, theft, rape, suicide, slavery, beating women and ect. then learning it is.

GC

All of which Yahweh says is ok, within certain bounds. Except maybe suicide.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Hell and the Play Nice Christian
(February 24, 2015 at 9:14 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(February 24, 2015 at 4:41 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: Funny, since Adam, Eve, and humanity itself, were punished for doing nothing more than learning....

If you call learning murder, theft, rape, suicide, slavery, beating women and ect. then learning it is.

GC

I call what you say is moronic and ignorant. You must really want people to act like they used to in the bronze age and the dark ages don't you.... that is sick... Angry

(February 24, 2015 at 9:30 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(February 24, 2015 at 9:14 pm)Godschild Wrote: If you call learning murder, theft, rape, suicide, slavery, beating women and ect. then learning it is.

GC

All of which Yahweh says is ok, within certain bounds. Except maybe suicide.

Because yaweh is the reaper not yourself but anyone else can do the reaping. Also it makes no since considering god wants his people in heaven isn't suicide the express line like at water parks?
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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RE: Hell and the Play Nice Christian
You can't run a scam about paradise in the afterlife if you don't make suicide against the rules. You can't fleece your sheep if they start killing themselves.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Hell and the Play Nice Christian
(February 24, 2015 at 10:00 pm)Chad32 Wrote: You can't run a scam about paradise in the afterlife if you don't make suicide against the rules. You can't fleece your sheep if they start killing themselves.

True very true i forgot about that part.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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RE: Hell and the Play Nice Christian
(February 24, 2015 at 9:14 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(February 24, 2015 at 4:41 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: Funny, since Adam, Eve, and humanity itself, were punished for doing nothing more than learning....

If you call learning murder, theft, rape, suicide, slavery, beating women and ect. then learning it is.

GC

Apparently, learning that they liked apples was the worst sin of all ... your god has condemned every human to death for that. Nice guy, eh?

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RE: Hell and the Play Nice Christian
(February 24, 2015 at 10:11 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(February 24, 2015 at 9:14 pm)Godschild Wrote: If you call learning murder, theft, rape, suicide, slavery, beating women and ect. then learning it is.

GC

Apparently, learning that they liked apples was the worst sin of all ... your god has condemned every human to death for that. Nice guy, eh?

god used to be allowed at the neighborhood barbecue's he gave us a apple tree as a present a some kids wanted apples people wanted apple pie he tried to ban us from the yard because we touched his tree but he gave it to us so we banned him from coming back. But all in all god is asshole he knew he fucked up even before he created everything and still let it play out the way it did.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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RE: Hell and the Play Nice Christian
(February 24, 2015 at 10:11 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(February 24, 2015 at 9:14 pm)Godschild Wrote: If you call learning murder, theft, rape, suicide, slavery, beating women and ect. then learning it is.

GC

Apparently, learning that they liked apples was the worst sin of all ... your god has condemned every human to death for that. Nice guy, eh?

Ha ha ha...I don't know why I thought of this:




(February 24, 2015 at 10:00 pm)Chad32 Wrote: You can't run a scam about paradise in the afterlife if you don't make suicide against the rules. You can't fleece your sheep if they start killing themselves.
I Suppose that's why Christisns wear seat belts then.
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