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Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!
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RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!
(February 19, 2015 at 5:11 pm)emilynghiem Wrote: CAN WE DO IT IN A BOX?
IN A THREESOME WITH A FOX?

NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH A FOX.
NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT WITH A MOUSE.
YOU CANNOT DO THAT HERE OR THERE.
GOD WILL SEE YOU ANYWHERE!

Yep. That's the gist.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!
My wife tells the tale when she did some fisting on a cow... She was supposed to do it anally, but missed! Tongue
The cow seemed to enjoy it.
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