Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: August 23, 2026, 5:16 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!
#31
RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!
(February 19, 2015 at 5:11 pm)emilynghiem Wrote: CAN WE DO IT IN A BOX?
IN A THREESOME WITH A FOX?

NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH A FOX.
NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT WITH A MOUSE.
YOU CANNOT DO THAT HERE OR THERE.
GOD WILL SEE YOU ANYWHERE!

Yep. That's the gist.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
Reply
#32
RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!
My wife tells the tale when she did some fisting on a cow... She was supposed to do it anally, but missed! Tongue
The cow seemed to enjoy it.
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Which version of xtianity is most likely to be correct? FrustratedFool 20 6009 December 8, 2023 at 10:21 am
Last Post: Anomalocaris
  SCIENCE FINALLY PROVES.... ronedee 149 37648 September 29, 2023 at 5:53 pm
Last Post: Bucky Ball
  Two verses on hell from the bible purplepurpose 7 2095 June 15, 2023 at 10:25 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  7th grader commits suicide after being told that he is going to Hell. Jehanne 12 4073 December 9, 2021 at 9:45 pm
Last Post: Ferrocyanide
  The concept of Hell T.J. 11 3118 November 12, 2021 at 9:49 pm
Last Post: brewer
  If you knew for certain that you were going to Hell zwanzig 32 8607 March 9, 2021 at 8:48 pm
Last Post: Ryantology
  Church of England 'failed to protect children from sexual abusers' zebo-the-fat 25 6921 October 8, 2020 at 7:11 pm
Last Post: no one
  GoodFight310 and the visions of Hell Ah_Hyug 0 1311 September 20, 2020 at 10:59 pm
Last Post: Ah_Hyug
  Who goes to hell - as far as those pious Bible Christians are concerned? Dundee 71 19377 June 14, 2020 at 12:41 pm
Last Post: Paleophyte
  which version of christianity is correct? Drich 86 26052 March 30, 2020 at 3:34 am
Last Post: Dundee



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)