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H2O · (This post was last modified: February 26, 2015 at 9:15 pm by H2O.)

(February 23, 2015 at 7:06 pm)Cato Wrote: I think you should move to Galt's Gulch and wait it out.

I'm already there.

(February 23, 2015 at 7:08 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Suck the dick of big oil?

Slick the guff of a bi girl?

(February 23, 2015 at 7:15 pm)Jenny A Wrote:
(February 23, 2015 at 6:57 pm)H2O Wrote: I think to take over the world the way it is these days you would need to become so technologically advanced beyond the next best contender for Emperor that you could literally make anyone do anything you want without the slightest effort on your part. So, to accomplish this technological superiority you would need to be able to isolate yourself from all other countries and governments so that you could develop this advanced technology in secret. So, to accomplish that you would need plentiful resources that would allow you to do such a thing.[/b][/font][/size]

Given how well gorilla warfare works, I think you're going to have a hard time with that unless the new tech takes over peoples brains.

That's why we invented gorilla traps. They're like bear traps but electrified.

(February 23, 2015 at 8:14 pm)Minimalist Wrote: As I look at the world I wonder why anyone would want it?

It's all about the penguins.

(February 24, 2015 at 2:48 am)dyresand Wrote: Instead of earth how about mars you can be like the president of mars up there or a dictator.

I'd rather be the dictator of a pop tart.

FlyingSpaghettiMonster · February 26, 2015 at 10:02 pm

Robot army, mind control, and a giant robot.

**The Valkyrie** · February 26, 2015 at 10:04 pm

The word that fails in the question is "emperor"

What it should be is "Empress".

*Deidre* · February 28, 2015 at 3:59 pm

(February 26, 2015 at 10:04 pm)Beccs Wrote: The word that fails in the question is "emperor"

What it should be is "Empress".

This.

**robvalue** · February 28, 2015 at 4:02 pm

Same as at a poker game. Chip and a seat and you're still in with a chance.

downbeatplumb · February 28, 2015 at 4:10 pm

The trick is getting people to want you to be in charge.

You would have to give them some foe that only you could defeat.

Like Crassus getting Rome to make him dictator so he could defeat Spartacus.

**robvalue** · February 28, 2015 at 4:12 pm

Also blackmail is good.

~~Heywood~~ · March 1, 2015 at 7:19 am

What does it take? You need to be ruthless and you need to have time. ISIS could do it if we are apathetic enough.

dyresand · March 1, 2015 at 9:51 am

Truthfully if you are really good at diplomacy you can take over the world without using violence.
As long as you can fulfill what you say that is even better but as of now people wouldn't be too happy giving up
their countries.

Norman Humann · March 1, 2015 at 9:56 am

Kill everyone. That ought to work.

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