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Do you even science?!?!
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Do you even science?!?!
I'm having a bad day. My lab fucked up what should have been a simple cad cam reprint, a large scale study on the correlation between pronation and injuries, which I'd been looking forward to, has turned out to have massive methodological flaws.

And then this. This guy is involved in making laws. Fuck me America, you HAVE to be able to do better

http://youtu.be/5c0B-C0LXMw
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#2
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I don't even know how to react to that.
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#3
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Has nobody had the "ladies have a front bottom and a back bottom" conversation with him?! Or does he think the abdomen is just like a big open space that food drops into and babies and poop drop out of?!
I love the stunned pause after he asks the question. Dr be like "say WHAT now?!"
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#4
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"Fascinating. That certainly makes sense, doctor" lol I died
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#5
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Perhaps the pill/camera could be used to see if gay men are pregnant.
I'm just thinking out loud here. :-)
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#6
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At least they didn't make baby jesus cry with too much female anatomy in class...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#7
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It would be cruel if you could get pregnant from a blow job.

I personally think God should have put a button on women that can be toggled between "fun sex" and "baby making sex". Would have saved those millions of aborted fetuses the Christians are angry about.
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#8
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God doesn't like "fun sex."
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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(March 2, 2015 at 8:47 am)FreeTony Wrote: It would be cruel if you could get pregnant from a blow job.

I personally think God should have put a button on women that can be toggled between "fun sex" and "baby making sex". Would have saved those millions of aborted fetuses the Christians are angry about.

Ingrate! Three holes to choose from, only ONE which makes babies, SOME of the time, and STILL you complainWink Shades
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#10
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Here's a convoluted theory:

It might work like Barbieri thinks it does if the subject of the exam had a cloaca.

Who has a cloaca? REPTILES.

Barbieri, a member of the Reptilian Elite, just let slip the most damning piece of evidence yet!

#ickewasright
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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