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| Poll: Have you ever read the Bible? This poll is closed. |
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| Never | 1 | 1.61% | |
| Bits and Pieces | 17 | 27.42% | |
| Most of it | 15 | 24.19% | |
| I have read the full bible | 29 | 46.77% | |
| Total | 62 vote(s) | 100% | |
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Enlighten Yourselves
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Which rather famously - and allegedly - took place over the course of about thirty-six hours, traditionally.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
  (March 18, 2015 at 11:08 pm)daver49 Wrote: Well, as you well know, a lot can happen after three days. I can only describe it as a resurrection experience! My woman would be totally dissatisfied with your turnaround time. 3 days? I get resurrected after a beer, some caffeine, a liter of water, and a finger up the ass. This takes all of 30 seconds.   (March 18, 2015 at 11:29 pm)ChadWooters Wrote:(March 8, 2015 at 3:55 am)robvalue Wrote: Read it properly, start to finish.What makes you think that is the 'proper' way to read it? Not all of it is in chronological order. Oh, right, because it's so unreasonable to think the proper way to read a book is in chronological order. Silly Rob.  (March 18, 2015 at 11:29 pm)ChadWooters Wrote:(March 8, 2015 at 3:55 am)robvalue Wrote: Read it properly, start to finish.What makes you think that is the 'proper' way to read it? Not all of it is in chronological order. It must not be, if it leads people away from christianity more often than it leads people to christianity.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
Chadders! Hola. Makes sense to me that the bible could be read in any order. Means about the same to me either way. I'm sure you're much better at it than me though.
(March 18, 2015 at 11:19 pm)daver49 Wrote:(March 18, 2015 at 11:13 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Which rather famously - and allegedly - took place over the course of about thirty-six hours, traditionally. Yes, I know. I was drawing an allusion.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (March 18, 2015 at 11:29 pm)ChadWooters Wrote:(March 8, 2015 at 3:55 am)robvalue Wrote: Read it properly, start to finish.What makes you think that is the 'proper' way to read it? Not all of it is in chronological order. I'm currently reading a book by M.K. Wren called "A Gift on the Shore." It is in no way shape or form a story told in chronological order, but should still be read from front to back. Since the buy-bull was written by men, why should we expect it to be any different?
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