Jesus face appears on muddy bank

[TubbyTubby]

[robvalue]

Yes, it looks a little like a face.

Let me compare it to all the photographs we have of the real jesus...

Yes, definite match.

People really must think their deities are pathetic if they think this is "impressive".

[TubbyTubby]

The story has made me almost piss myself at work - I'm getting some funny looks. These quotes are ace, if there's one thing for sure, that's Jesus freaks can certainly have a laugh. Wait this isn't a joke?

Nurse Alex Cotton, 38, found an image of Jesus in a drainpipe at her home in Coventry, West Midlands which was dubbed 'the Second plumbing'.

Drinkers at the Tanners Hall pub in Darlington, County Durham, were stunned to see the face of Christ in the foil top of a Bulmers cider bottle.

She said: 'I opened the Marmite jar and the lid caught my eye. Immediately I thought, that's Jesus.

'It wasn't a new jar, but I'd never noticed that before.'

Sarah Crane, from Orpington, was stunned when she hung her laundry out to dry and discovered the face of Jesus staring back at her from a crumpled sock.

Miss Crane was so impressed by the clarity of the face she even built a shrine to the holy image.

'I'd left the washing out to dry overnight - and it had probably been sitting there a bit too long when I noticed the face in the sock,' she said.

While in Texas, a man found the holy image in the middle of breakfast and the revelation came in his bacon and egg taco.

Ernesto Garza, 80, says he was busy munching away when he realised that Christ was staring back at him -- his face visible in the burn marks of the tortilla.

It's a blessing from God,' Mr Garza told KTVB news.

[robvalue]

We finally have undeniable evidence! That some people are morons.

[Anomalocaris]

And Jesus is slime

[KevinM1]

Some of those look more like Sloth than White Jesus:

[TubbyTubby]

I should have included a poll for best quote from the article but I can't imagine anything beating 'the second plumbing'. That will probably stay with me until my dying day.

[AFTT47]

I saw this this morning. It reminded me of that virgin Mary image in the grill cheese sandwich more than 10 years ago that fetched $30K+ on ebay.

Idiots.

[Minimalist]

There is nothing fucking stupider than a bunch of catholics.

[Norman Humann]

I don't know if it's really funny or really creepy to think that sweet buttery Jesus is just floating around, sticking his face in everything.