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Change a word, ruin a quote
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 5:31 pm (This post was last modified: March 25, 2015 at 5:31 pm by Alex K.)
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this mall!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 10:38 pm
"I never met a man I didn't lick."
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 10:50 pm
Jesus wiped.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 10:57 pm
I'm including the original quote in case it's not recognized.

Quote:Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
George Bernard Shaw

Ignorance is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 11:30 pm
"We're gonna need a gravy boat."
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 11:43 pm
Give us this day our daily head.

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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 25, 2015 at 11:55 pm

Hold on to your muthafuckas
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 12:14 am
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Quote:"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings." —Humphrey Bogart, The Big Sleep (1946)

"I don't mind if you don't like my movies. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings."
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March 26, 2015 at 12:15 am
This isn't original. It's from a contest from the back of, I believe, New York magazine. I got it from a book called Maybe He's Dead.

Q: What caused the decline and fall of Italian baseball?

A: The Roman umpire.
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RE: Change a word, ruin a quote
March 26, 2015 at 12:25 am
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Quote:All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. - from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

One word? How 'bout one letter?

"All we have to decide is what to do with the lime that is given to us."
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